Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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I have loads of these...I will post when more pop into my head.
On one occasion, my sisters rabbit STARSKI (in hutch!) disappeared.
On the Sunday following my dad did the Sunday lunch and waited until we had all finished before announcing the meat was in fact rabbit!!
My sister leapt from her chair into the toilet and started retching for Britain!
(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 17:08, Reply)
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