Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Dance Teachers, dont mess with 'emIn my highschool years i took up dance class (yes, a male who did dance). Our teacher was a big black man with a massive lisp and wore purple shirts... suprisingly he was straight and had a FOXY wife. Anywho, his favourite story was in his youth when racism was at large.
Two aboriginals (oh the irony) called out "hey blacky" then proceeded to jump him. Him, being a dance teacher and a black belt, broke one guy's ribs and broke the other's jaw.
This teacher was also able to lift me over his head (I weigh 100kilos). Scary stuff
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