ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Camping......in a field near Matlock 20 years ago. Normally the site toilets worked okay, but one day the water was off and a dump was out of the question, so Pete and I borrowed a car and drove down into Matlock in search of a Public Loo. The first one we found was in the park, two traps with brick walls that had been painted many many times. Trollies down, I began to read the graffiti "If you want a big cock, be here at 12am..." etc., this was before mobile phones remember. I began to get worried.
"Pete?" Says I.
"Yep?"
"You got writing on your walls?"
"Yep."
"Is it new?"
"I've got one dated about 10 minutes ago."
Silence for a moment.
"I don't want a shit anymore."
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 4:11, Reply)
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