ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Kuntry BumpkinsWas at a midsomers night party in darkest Wales (mold) with a pretty mixed bunch of people, from down toearth folk to real deliverance types, all is well smoked some chuff, got bevvied, etc etc.. Now we were staying in a farm house of my friends which we had the party in, so in the morning most people had gone but some stuck around, my mates making breakfast when theres this thumping noise from upstairs, then exasperated shouting. Imagine Jessie from the Fast Show, Ok, jessie decides to come down the stairs and proclaim, in the broadest Cornish accent, "'ave ya gort a bukka worrah, deez new toilarts are'nt built for a maaans bowels"
The toilet was blocked for 2 days by this mans beastly excretions!
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 14:21, Reply)
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