When walking back from the pub
I decided to take a shit behind the changing rooms for the footballers on my local park. Not because I needed to, just because chavs used to sit there and do drugs and I knew it would fuck up their seating arrangement.

2 days later I walked past that area from a distance and saw that it looked like someone had burnt that area, presumably to rid it of any skidmarks. But now that whole building has a fence round it, so poo isn't really needed as a deterrent to sit there.

Length... a good Cumberland ringsworth. And it required only one leaf to wipe, which was lucky considering it could well have been a beer poo.
(Stu in the hat is frothing at the gash, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 20:20, 1 reply)

Sounds like it caused a lot of upset and expense
to the poor footie club and park keepers.

But clickity because your intentions were noble.

(I've hated chavs since the long long ago when they were known as "townies")
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 14:07, closed)