My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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I was fifteenI decided to have a party for my friends up at my father's cabin on the bay, and only my guy friends showed up. We found an old bottle of tequila and mountain dew and mixed it; we learned that little solid chunks form in the mix, but drank it anyway. I wouldn't let anyone in my house after we all got pissed because I knew we'd trash the place, so I locked us all out. I was awoken the next morning by my neighbor and his girlfriend at 6 AM in towels. They were returning from skinny dipping, and he was standing a little too close from my vantage point of lying on the ground. There were about 25 puke spots distributed evenly about the yard, and 3 of my compatriot's car interiors coated in vomit. It was hard to explain to my father all the little dead spots in the grass, and he wasn't too happy when he learned the truth. The house stayed clean though.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 1:53, Reply)
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