My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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More of a good vomit...I'm slightly allergic to peanuts, they make me vomit (a lot).
Back in my schooldays, one of my "friends" thought it would be highly amusing to disguise a Marathon (no such things as Snickers back then) by putting it into a Mars Bar wrapper and offering me a bite of the said confectionery Trojan horse.
Not knowing it was a Marathon, I gladly accepted his kind offer, only to be promptly, and expansively sick ... all over the guy who pulled this practical "joke".
Not so much a case of egg on his face as sick on his face, his hair, his shirt, his trousers, his books...
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JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 7:59,
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