My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Wank your sickI used to be in a band that toured regularly across Europe. Booze filled drug fests were frequent. We delighted in inventing catchy slogans and monikers for every situation or person that we came across. Such a fate befell a 'new recruit' trombone player we hired for a French tour. He was plied with 2 bottles of Vodka (as part of his initiation into the Horn Section). We had made him share a room with our drummer (a bit of a loner). The new recruit was found naked on the floor the following morning with vomit all over his cock and balls. As you can imagine, the first catchy slogan that popped into our sordid minds was that he had 'wanked his sick'. This was later changed to 'Sick your wank' etc etc and down.
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