Aqua Bats - Magic Chicken
It is the worst song ever created.

When I'm in the mood dude
I get some nuggets and stuff and head on down to the fight
I'm rolling in my wheelchair
Zipping down the hill
I'm screamin' out chicken in the middle of the night.

Or, alternatively, anything by Nikki Webster (e.g. "Strawbery Kisses") for two reasons:
1. A 13-year-old girl should not be singing about kissing, and should not be wearing clothes that would make Britney Spears blush.
2. She is disgustingly, sickeningly cutesy.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 22:43, Reply)