Gosh-darned water crocodile keeps munchin' mah sheepdogs


Previously and previouslyer
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)

Aww..
I'm liking your style of drawing :)
Woo
(Phantasmagoria licking the back of CD's since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

MORE!!!

( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

One more element to go
but it'll have to wait until tomorrow, I'm off to sleep in a minute.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

ahh
earth?
( Bloop hates the psp browser, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

Yup.
Haven't figured out an animal yet, though.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

don't do something too obvious
like a mole or a worm


what would an earthfish look like?
( Bloop hates the psp browser, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)

a lungfish?
i think they can be milked!
(PonChalice has been doing the worm until, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

Mudfish!
All gloopy and poisonous!!!
( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

It has to be something unexpected
that can also attack the farmer's animals.

Suggest away, but I'll probably ignore you all. No offence!
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)

a razor back monkey?
perhaps
with a dead fish?
(PonChalice has been doing the worm until, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

oh, i missed that bit
erm

mud shark!

i'm trying to keep the species nice and varied, you've had mammal, bird and reptile so far
( Bloop hates the psp browser, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

Hmmm...
something aquatic might be good, the juxtaposition with "earth" as the element would create an intrinsic tension within the piece.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

lobster!
lobster! lobster! lobster! lobster! lobster! lobster!
( postbear LEATHERBONDAGEPAEDOSHOCKERINLOCALURBANMINIMALL!!1!, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

*files under "possible"*
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

possible lobster!
i expect killerkitti to be drawing their lead singer in a few days.
( postbear LEATHERBONDAGEPAEDOSHOCKERINLOCALURBANMINIMALL!!1!, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)

They sold out after their 17th album.

( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 0:05, archived)

yeah, but the live mayonnaise bootlegs were good.

( postbear LEATHERBONDAGEPAEDOSHOCKERINLOCALURBANMINIMALL!!1!, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)

Hammerhead earth shark,
made of dry mud, rocks and gravel, which attacks ducks!!
( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

ARE YOU MAD? I DON'T FARM DUCKS!
God, I hope that's my random quote on the stats page.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)

Okay then, how about
Kangaroos!
( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)

Well, I actually HAVE seen one of those on a farm...
www.offexploring.com/thehedgehogfromhell/albums//904272
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 0:04, archived)

I HERD YOU LIKE MUDKIPS

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

like half the people on reality tv shows, only sexier, smarter and better-mannered.

( postbear LEATHERBONDAGEPAEDOSHOCKERINLOCALURBANMINIMALL!!1!, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

so i see!

( Bloop hates the psp browser, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

Yay for Gosh-darned water crocodile keeps munchin' mah sheepdogs
We demand more!
( Jahled Meu Barato, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
My favourite line to quote at inappropriate moments!
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:32, archived)

It ventures out
when all else has failed :)
( Jahled Meu Barato, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

Oh god yes!
Lovely style sir.
And in other news..there's an old woman in my bedroom trying to sell me her half defrosted legs.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

Don't LIE
GOD.
( SugarSpunSister Any Plymouth b3tans?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

You LIE!
Now stop it right this instant! Or I shall have no option but to start lighting lots of candles outside your house to cause major confusion and light the ground up! Oh dear GOD!!!! The smell of an extinguished candle is haunting my face and eyebrows!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)

I'll dip my fingers in the wax
and leave little waxy shells all over your bed.

You'll get all waxy. Hahahahahahaahahahahahaha.
( SugarSpunSister Any Plymouth b3tans?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

I'll wax my GODDAMN leg partially if you're not careful!
Then I'll be forced to photograph it and email it to you every hour, on the hour! For 11 and a bit years!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)

I'd love that
it would make me moist
( SugarSpunSister Any Plymouth b3tans?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

I'm already moist about the idea.
Let's get moist together.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

Sounds fun
I'm positively dripping my dear
( SugarSpunSister Any Plymouth b3tans?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

*Waxes his lyrical*

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)

*thumbs up*
I like your sig. It makes me think of reading manuals.
( SugarSpunSister Any Plymouth b3tans?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

Ooooh
I've just been drooling over the new Nikon D3. I'm fully prepared to rob a bank to get one :)
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

I support this

( SugarSpunSister Any Plymouth b3tans?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:46, archived)

$5000.00?!
fuck that noise. i've been thinking of a digital slr, but that's entirely out of the question.
( postbear LEATHERBONDAGEPAEDOSHOCKERINLOCALURBANMINIMALL!!1!, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)

I'm amazed you can type
I keep a handy Katana under my bed
( Jahled Meu Barato, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

I've just told her
that if she doesn't leave I'll be forced to press slices of fresh bread into her face until she dies of CRUST!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

Perhaps you should inform her of the handy hand-axe you keep beside the bedside lamp
for moments when you get angry?
( Jahled Meu Barato, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)

She's got the axe now
Apparently her husband, Eugene is calling round too but she warned him to be careful since there's an axe around. It's all going terribly TITS UP OVER ARSE GAPES!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:29, archived)

I can't give you any more handy hints I'm afraid matey for your current situation
I signed a contract when I joined MI5
( Jahled Meu Barato, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)

I'm deadly serious
I really do work for the British secret service, when we are not on Ninja courses, we learn about the latest guns; it's all amazing
( Jahled Meu Barato, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

I didn't realise MFI had guns!
*interbrowses*
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

guns that shoot tea and dry, amusing catchphrases.

( postbear LEATHERBONDAGEPAEDOSHOCKERINLOCALURBANMINIMALL!!1!, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 0:11, archived)

An Israeli girl rang my doorbell the other day
and proceeded to try and sell me oil paintings.

She lost me when she told me they started at £60.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

you should have said you were palestinian and kicked her in the brush.

( postbear LEATHERBONDAGEPAEDOSHOCKERINLOCALURBANMINIMALL!!1!, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)

It had to be
the ONE FUCKING DAY that I wasn't wearing my Bin Laden outfit.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)

sorry, i had to borrow it for the sex film.

( postbear LEATHERBONDAGEPAEDOSHOCKERINLOCALURBANMINIMALL!!1!, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)

Those bloody Israelis!
I once met an Israeli man who told me his father was a ninja. I asked how he could tell. He replies that all the death stars lying around the house and the mountain of onions left in the bath were enough evidence for a conviction. Not to mention the guy's father had a T shirt covered in Kana syllabaries.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

Awesome, these are lovely
also: coffee or tea? I'm feeling indecisive.
( SugarSpunSister Any Plymouth b3tans?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)

Your sig is pushing me towards suggesting coffee.
Unless you want to sleep, in which case it would be better to go for something without caffeine. Perhaps a nice cold glass of milk?
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)

I went for coffee :)
Sleep is for the weak.
( SugarSpunSister Any Plymouth b3tans?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

yay, coffee is fun for not going to sleep
are you going to post a picture? i like your black and white things
( Bloop hates the psp browser, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

I might do
I have a few sketchbook things that could do with being transformed

*gears up for a night on the sketch*
( SugarSpunSister Any Plymouth b3tans?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)

that's clearly a liquigator.
clearly.
( postbear LEATHERBONDAGEPAEDOSHOCKERINLOCALURBANMINIMALL!!1!, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

That's old Albert. He's a croc.
/Live And Let Die
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)

they said^
liquigator!
(PonChalice has been doing the worm until, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

they did.
and they'll say it again.

soon.
( postbear LEATHERBONDAGEPAEDOSHOCKERINLOCALURBANMINIMALL!!1!, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 0:12, archived)

Arr no poor cat......!!!!
Great stuff .... loved the owl...best of all the animals....
(the invisable man, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

Baa!
*runs amok*
( Pedantichrist can just fuck off., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)

Have you thought of getting a crocodile dog?
Woo.
( riverghost is completely halibut, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)