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This is a link post Taking idiocy to a another level
BBC news link.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Doing. Tesco. Over
would also make an excellent slogan for Lidl
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post "...before he fled to a nearby pub"
Best of all the places to flee to after an armed robbery.

I'm amazed he's survived this far in life
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I know a bloke who went the pub straight after shooting (accidentally & non-fatally) someone with a sawnoff shotgun.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post His facebook is excellent. I bet he and his chums have smashing parties.
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008001619204
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Lol get who u want u fat cunt meet me at Gaywood at 8 I am going to finish u of big time for saying shit about my kids antony maynard if your not a pussy then u will meat me init
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I scrolled as far as a rant about limited access to "my angles"
and then slit my wrists. I'm now dead THANK YOU FACEBOOK
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a joy.
I'm so pleased with this I can't even be bothered to taunt you.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:35, Reply)
This is a link post silly electric guitars (IKON)
also

web.archive.org/web/20130906082534/http://fishguitar.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1&Itemid=27

mondogonzo.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/daemonessantichrist09.jpg
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Only used by guitarists to distract the audience from their shitty playing.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post So many "metal" guitars
are just really embarrassingly ugly. They look like what a 9 year old would draw if he was asked to design one.

Saying that, my guitars are mostly pearloid and chrome country-music-looking things, which is also not a popular aesthetic choice.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a 60th Anniversary of the Tele Tele
For what I do it is perfect, although I cringe when people say it looks like Bruce Springsteen's instead of the thousands of others who've used it.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I have two Teles
They're just lovely. And, as you say, used by a lot of people.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:14, Reply)
This is a link post Adam Sandler and Bob Barker

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:40, Reply)
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I fucking hate Ben Stiller
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for letting us know.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Adam Sandler was great in that model show... Highlander?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Who the fuck mentioned Adam Sandler?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Adam Sandler is as funny as cancer.
tits, go to your room and think about what you've done.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post His room is where is pron stash is

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for warning of the presence of Adam Sandler in that.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:07, Reply)
This is a link post Newslady does not take kindly to colleagues nickname.
I see death in those eyes.

Edit: ah hell with the ''''''''' s
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a link post You know what our security and intelligence services need?
Speaking as a mother, I think Hazel Blears is a fucking idiot.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Aside from that, I've got no words
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a 'wide on'

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Forget mumsnet
If they're looking for the internet's equivalent of 1930s Cambridge, they should have a look on 4chan
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hazel Blears is Dolores Umbridge
AICMFP
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *pays up

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
You have managed to articulate exactly what I've felt about her, but never put into words.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to remember Dolores Umbridge being dragged off by centaurs
Which always seemed a bit dark for a children's book
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hazel Blears looks like a smaller version of the "2 weeks" thing from Total Recall

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Penis beakers are the perfect cover-up

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Not entirely without merit...
You tangle with Mumsnet you're in a world of pain, so why not?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post U OK hun?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)
This is a link post USB Camera/Bush Buzzer
that
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Just in time for Mothers Day, too!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Waits for DVDFever to buy one
*fears*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post So basically it's an endoscope with a pretty colour and a massive mark-up.
Something Apple would come up with.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The Apple Fanbois would love sticking it up their bottoms

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Obligatory, "hey I can see Uranus" quote

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll call it the iFry

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This is a link post Cunt corporation act like cunts
Specifically they believe their right to make a huge profit is more important than killing loads of wildlife, and thus are suing the European Commission.
(Link is some petition or other, sorry if that offends anyone.)

How's that international trade treaty (forgot what it's called, TTIP maybe?) coming along anyway? I suppose we'll be seeing a lot more of this sort of thing if it goes through.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And it gets better...
...our government have outsourced the Food and Environment Research Agency to Crapita (sorry, Capita). I'm sure a company of incompetent cunts like them wouldn't skew their research to satisfy private clients, would they? Bye-bye, bees!
Frighteningly shit stuff.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post look, none of us are going to live forever
so we may as well make living on this tiny rock a complete nightmare while we can
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post don't forget fucking it up for future generations!
we may as well do that while we're at it eh?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not? Our ancestors did it to us.
The cunts exterminated woolly mammoths and dodo's, so I can't have mammoth bacon and dodo eggs for breakfast.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post it's all a generational human centipede

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This is a normal post Cunts indeed
It's terrifying how short sighted people can be in the pursuit of profit
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "These pesticides can easily be replaced by other chemicals which don't have such a devastating effect on the food chain."
These will be the Pyrethroids that farmers have switched to since the ban?

They're not nearly as effective, need much more spray treatments and more hazardous than Neonicotinoid to ground based insect life like ground nesting bees and beetles.
This past year crops have been so badly affected by flea beetles that Defra approved the use of Insyst last September.

Not saying that I want the ban lifted but it's not so easy.
Maybe petitioning for a massive bee breeding program, selecting strains resistant to the chemicals and varroa mites would be a good idea too?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post WHY DO YOU HATE BEES

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post bee lover!
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post BECAUSE WASPS RULE

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post IMO, they are their own knees.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No such thing as a free lunch, you can't sustain such a massive human population without damaging wildlife i guess.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ironically, I've just given my officemate my lunch as I feel unwell.
WHICH PROVES YOU WRONG HIPPIE
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He's paying for it by catching your awful disease.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Being this gorgeous is a curse,
not a disease.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope your lunch was free range ethically sourced quinoa or what you just did is a hate crime.
You monster.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Tree hugger alert
There is little truly objective evidence that neonics cause colony collapse. Plenty of correlation for certain but no mechanism and no proof. It is true that there are big business interests at stake, but that isn't the whole story.

Remember that neonics merely mimic the chemicals produced naturally by plants to protect themselves from insect pests. The alternative to neonics would be to go back to traditional pesticides for which there is PLENTY of evidence of severe damage to the environment.

As usual, it is more complex a problem than the green lobby are painting it.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post the green lobby is more varied in opinion than you're painting it. :D

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ^massive hippy
/weaves yurts from lentils
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it obvious that insecticides kill insects?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still wondering why this like appears purple to me
Must have been one of those facialbook pricks throwing links at me
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was wasps everyone would be slapping them on the back.
Little bastard things.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:34, Reply)
This is a link post Can I just post this as Im drunk and know no better
thanks
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You must be drunk to be able to make anything out at 144p.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you're somewhere on the planet where it's acceptable to be drunk by 11:13.
^that's 11:13GMT, by the way [ninj edit]
Oh wait, you are. The Midlands.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
I've had nights out where I'm still pissed at this time of the morning.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh ffs, the preview looks like a white rat standing on its hind legs.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You been drinking as well?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, I'm totally sober...
I LOVE YOU, MAN!!!!!!!! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S HAVE ANOTHER DR..........................
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
*headbutts mirror*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure whether to salute you or been concerned
Hang in their there (back to skool)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang in their what?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Pants

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Something something 12+ something
Am I doing this right? :-)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post For the quality whores...
Not through a telephone mix

The perfect background for working from home 'cos I cannae face London Bridge Station today... :-)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)
This is a link post Drum Valley - What is Sex like? NSFW I made this!
We have made some new terrible music.

It's all made up on the spot. That will become very obvious as you listen to this.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
This is a link post Gertjie and Lammie playing together
Baby orphaned rhino thinks it's a goat
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Good answer to all that snuff nonsense :)

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:49, Reply)
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Lion opens a car door

Probably wanted a lift to the next watering hole or something
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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfAvQp-Uk5I#t=4.5
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post Lies on the Tube
The biggest dweebs that ever lived but makes lovely, interesting videos
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post that was quite interesting
but could have been longer. Warren Street / Regents Park / Great Portland St is a fun one when you're showing people round town.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fab.
Currently using the tube on a daily commute, and part of the fun is working out how to avoid the sheep-like mob of the general public. At less busy times, the Tube Exits app is an appallingly nerdy essential for cutting minutes off your trip.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Biggest lie on the tube
that annoys me is the ridiculous signage at some stations.

If you don't know your way around, and obediently follow the signs at Kings Cross St Pancras, you can now happily spend 20 minutes wandering around underground tunnels to get to a platform you were 100 feet from when you started.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I appreciate it's to regulate crowds
and stuff, but it makes my blood boil.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
King's Cross really is purgatorial at times
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post TravOlator?!
Since when has that been spelled travolator?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_walkway
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ever since Grease, John has been a common sight on the underground

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Sewer-train wankers!

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This is a link post Anyone want to stay the night at the top of a ski-jump?
Just spotted this on Airbnb. Rather unusual to say the least.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "Only pros are allowed to use the ski jump so don't think you're going to be pulling any tricks on your toboggan"
Damn
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You could probably sneak a plastic bag or tea tray up there.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post

I'm just trying to visualize someone flying off a ski jump on a McDonald's tray
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't visualise. Do.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you guaranteed a 'jump' ?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:29, Reply)
This is a link post Babirusa
They're pigs for now.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *Invests in breeding program for halal / kosher bacon project.*
I'll be rich beyond my wildest dreams!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Just don't open a branch in Paris.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post some Jews looked into it
articles.latimes.com/1985-02-19/news/mn-376_1_pig
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I love how ultra religious types are trying to find loopholes in their precious holy book of rules.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't these beasts invade the Soviet Union during the Second World War?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they did.
IIRC they were driving 100 foot tall spider robots with death rays and bacon flails. The commies didn't stand a chance.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The fucking eyes are making me nervous

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post No snuff, no fluff, just Prince during his basketball days.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The renowned giant...

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post But possessed of a respectable Fro

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Game Blouses.............
youtu.be/t3KskO3_2YQ
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:55, Reply)
This is a link post Snuff? Make yer own goddamn snuff

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 7:04, Reply)
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It's a fact that anyone with a beard of that magnitude in the United States must, by law, have a 'good buddy' called Jim.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought
snuff videos were illegal...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
This is a link post More snuff - Blood Drinker
Mikey dropped out of college to become an unlikely hero. This is his story.

Apologies for stuttery vimeoness.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 6:41, Reply)
This is a link post Farewell Candyman
Daniel Van Bargen's gone but definitely not forgotten.

Godspeed, sir.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 4:00, Reply)
This is a link post Happy animals

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this old lady and her cat.
www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturepicturegalleries/9698490/Photo-series-of-the-bond-between-a-grandmother-and-her-odd-eyed-white-cat.html?frame=2407644
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 3:57, Reply)
This is a normal post But you just know that 95% of the time that cat is off doing it's own thing, and really not caring at all.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That cat looks like it's having stress reaction though.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah it's just a bit messed up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGjOcbNe9T0&list=PL7VbcmInzGrsG9ecBLKzlgOwigmkKlCWP
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Daw!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)

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