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This is a link post Simulation of a human interviewing a hyper-evolved alien

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post should've probed him more

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post in the bum

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1399825
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh*

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post interesting
and that guy is pretty condescending considering.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:14, Reply)
This is a link post Steve Martin is rolling over in his grave: King Trump

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post having just watched the original for the first time, I'm not sure which version has got the edge

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:07, Reply)
This is a link post Modern Toss Olympics video

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post A huge raid on the ACME sound repository there ........
but still very funny.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Not enough
'wind escaping'.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:53, Reply)
This is a link post "Cocks not Glocks"
Texas students carry dildos on campus to protest gun law



"We have crazy laws here but this is by far the craziest, that you can’t bring a dildo on to campus legally but you can bring your gun. We’re just trying to fight absurdity with absurdity,” said Rosie Zander, a 20-year-old history student.



Article in today's Guardian
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Them's BIG dildos

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post My eyes are watering
at the sight of some of those devices.

Unless they're all children holding htem, in which case it's fine.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post look about average to me

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post There's must be more that a few wizards sleeves round there.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hah!

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post They can do that in safety because they know someone else will protect them if the caca hits the ventillador
Like all the people on here who come out so brazenly against gun ownership but were musing openly, wishing someone from the US would use their guns during the 2011 riots to keep them and their family safe...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
All the people on here. Is this a bit like the video your fuhrer saw that didn't exist?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh?
RIS
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post We're still allowed swords.
The UK hasn't banned everything. We just don't think it's really necessary to own a Kalashnikov to stop some scally stealing your playstation.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I approve of the sword idea, however, I've known more people who have severed arteries messing about with blades
It looks all cool in the movies, but they forget the years of training the average swordsman had.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I have years of training :)

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't mean with the pork sword, Wanky.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. Well, that ruins plan A.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think adding guns to the mix would have improved the 2011 riots.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What about dildos?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Well there were certainly enough cunts out there.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
There you go
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 17:12, Reply)
This is a link post Radio 1 Dance Chart (30/11/94)

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that
Fluke in the background...?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:59, Reply)
This is a link post DJ Shadow feat. Run The Jewels - Nobody Speak

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I like me a bit of DJ Shadow, but the rapping is shite.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Piss poor quality children's entertainment.
What's not to like.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post straight outta Ankara
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi96f4v5iC0
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:02, Reply)
This is a link post Teaching babies about Jesus

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus.
Jesus.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Mentalist being mental

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a traumatic experience for a grown-up

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:22, Reply)
This is a link post everyone loves a good rant I made this!
Fuck you Vodafone you fucking thieving gypsy mother fuckers
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post As bad as BT
If that's possible. They don't give a shit and their attitude will be "what you gonna do about it?"
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post They're all the same.
Put a load of kids on minimum wage with no job security in a call centre - nobody gives a fuck. I've done it myself.

Called up the AA the other day to find out why they whacked £100 on to my renewal, took about 30 mins to speak to someone capable of giving a fuck who then reduced it to what I paid last year. Shyster cunts
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I love the renewal letters
"As a valued customer we are going to treat you with utter contempt and increase your premium by 20% for no real reason in the chance you will not notice and the money will automatically be taken from your account."
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post write a blog post and tweet every UX pro I can think of
Which will do NOTHING
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Use phone for making calls.
No problem.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it really necessary to use gypsy as a slur?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's Gyppo or Pikey
#safespace #socialjusticewarrior
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ^almost certainly has fleas

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post overheard a conversation in a boozer once:
two blokes discussing that it would be a good time to do over a couple of houses now that the fair was in town because the pigs would be watching the pikeys. All the coppers I ever worked with loved an easy to understand generalisation
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:44, Reply)
This is a link post Guardians (2017)
A rather good looking Russian Superhero movie.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post By 'rather good',
do you mean 'derivative load of infantile shite'?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *nods*

Edit: Beats watching American politicians.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *winks*
Edit: both as puerile and fatuous as each other.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Superhero films are all shit
There I've said it.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post They're for children. Not very bright children.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Unbreakable was good
And the first Iron man is a decent film. Rest are mostly bollox though
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome!
a man with a sickle, a master of concrete, and a bear! And a woman that can become invisible...

RUSSIAN HISTORY FTW!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Why doesn't Putin just take care of it?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post at the end
the heroes are too weak to win as individuals (capitalism), and so they all combine together (A LA communism) and become super putin...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post wow like a commie Megazord?
cool
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it looks just as pony as all the other Marvel and DC drivel they churn out.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:59, Reply)
This is a link post Sniggers NSFW
I clicked NSFW because there isn't a button for 'may violate your safe space'.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever you think of Farage
he played that crowd like a boss. A new career in US politics beckons?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
My feeling is that the overwhelming majority of the crowd had pretty much no idea what the hell he was on about or who he was. So pretty much just like a UKIP hustings over here. Bazinga!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Where has National Front Nigel's Hitler tash gone?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Not extreme enough for a Trump Rally

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He must have got a very good fee for that.
Can't think of any other reason for him doing it.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post To take revenge on the democrats after Obama came to the UK and told us not to leave the EU?
From the clip I saw that seemed to be the case.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post self-promotion, naked ambition

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Fascism

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "we can overcome the multinationals, we can overcome the big banks, we smashed the establishment"
spoken like a ex-commodity broker promoting a billionaire who inherited most of his wealth
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post 7/7 Gcse...dumb as fuck UK exams
As above
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 7/7 me too
Wasn't sure about the classics question but gut told me it was right.
I did the last year of O' Levels. I remember my chemistry teaching showing me pages and pages of the syllabus removed for the forthcoming GCSE then the 4 lines of extra stuff that had to go in.

Too easy.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to guess one...
but only because it was a subject that I used to do drugs in... not pay attention.

EDIT: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/aug/21/ben-goldacre-bad-science-exams
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 6/7
Guessed the Greek bit, but I don't speak French. Did Spanish.

Wankers.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 7/7
Classics was a guess
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Trade school for me.
5/7 Buggered up pulling the rabbits out of the hat....and Limestone eh, who knew .
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I effed up the binary bollocks question. Load of old crap.
We were never taught anything like that.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post We were but you didn't need to work it out.
The last binary digit was 0 so I just picked the only even number from the answers.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^man answers easy questions, tells b3ta links to show off

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post 5/7 Art school lols

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post As good as Fight Club?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This just in
older people know more about things than younger people, except when they don't.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Also I think I could totally win a fight with a GCSE student.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know some of them kids have knives

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Did much better second time round.
I'm going to do it a third time and see if I can get better than four correct.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you all the way

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 7/7
Does this mean I get to have my GCSE results upgraded?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 6/7 - Didnt get the binary one

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Particularly easy
It ended with a zero, so it must be a even number. There was only one even number.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody Dido

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post is that an order?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 16:10, Reply)
This is a link post Seal being chased by killer whales says "screw this!" and hops on passing boat.

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh...you meant seal, the animal.

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously, bit racist,
I'd genuinely love to hear your reasons for this hateful prejudice.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post How is that rascist?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Trigger

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Confused.
The whale is black *and* white. which is as good as cis/trans surely?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I won't adopt a point of view until Stephen Fry has held a press conference on the subject.
Bums! Willies and poo! Lady bits!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 1:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you're talking my language!
Bitch tits! Cocks! Shit in a can!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually...

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Under the circumstances I feel that he was never going to survive unless he was a little crazy

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ THIS!

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
He actually considered pushing the poor little fucker back off. Barbarian. Did you see its cute pleading face.

No bludgeon him and get the coat.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et4BvxPYwmE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et4BvxPYwmE

p.s. He must be one of the ugliest cunts in show business.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:58, Reply)
This is a link post New Toejam and Earl!

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Wooooo!
and indeed, Yay!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean I'm excited but it's at least 6 months away
I'm not boarding this train yet
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post looks really cheaply done

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:44, Reply)
This is a link post League of Extraordinary Cunts: Assemble
If you voted Leave you're basically a Trump supporter now. haha
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
Lol
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
No I am not.
What a simplistic and binary Weltanschauung you have.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post gormless scared rednecks of the world UNITE!

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post And your welta-majigger is tiny and limp too!

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't look too good though, does it?

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Prufrock
Don't mean to pry or anything but did you vote leave? Can I ask why? And this isn't a witch hunt or anything. I'm just curious.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha! he's a German
get 'im lads!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats nice, I assume the follow up article will be how Corbyn and Trump both won't support fellow Nato members?

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I expect so, if they ever get up on stage together and explicitly link their causes and campaigns
Does seem unlikely
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Get "Dr." Wakefield there too
And james corden

Oh, and richard e grant

Then send in the armed autistics
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hillary sold the office of State.
But that's just fine with you. Made untold millions from foreign investors through her bogus foundations for access to her office. But that's just fine with you. And the information coming out from hacks by her insistence of illegal private server keeps getting worse with each passing day. But all of that is fine with you. She cannot speak without lies pouring out in torrent. And you and everyone else knows it and all that is fine with the like of you. She needs pillows wherever she goes. She has obvious seizures of the sort that is pure b3ta fodder. She leaves the stage for long bathroom breaks. She flies in private jets to travel a mere 20 miles then presumes to lecture us on our meager carbon footprints. She corrupts everything that she touches including all of her supporters. That would be you. Her security detail despises her and she despises them. And worst of all, from a gay man's pov, she dresses like a goddamn mother f'ng cow and wears horrible shoes.Have a look. Oh, who am I kidding? Your sanctimony is ossified and impervious, and your intolerable undeserved smugness gets you through anything. (I didn't realize until now that colostomy bags came in pairs.) This is your candidate. That is if you can even vote in the US.

Trump makes more sense than any candidate from either party, here or in England and for decades. But you're b3ta, and you have your sick wet trench to abide.

Extraordinary cunts indeed.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The loon with a welly on his nead makes more sense than any of them.
Trump is a cheap TV reality imitation of Mussolini that did not pass the fist stage, but is somehow in the final.

Makes Hilary look like a fucking farting princess.
And she ain't.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^TAKE BACK CONTROL FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Look... a cunt is going to end up in the top office either way.
Doesn't really matter how they got there, what they've done before, or any of that shit.

What matters is what they'll do when they're there;
One of them has baldly stated they'd do a load of seriously damaging fucked up shit.
The other one hasn't.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, this ^
Hilary isn't Trump. So vote for her.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Eat the bowl of cold sick, the other bowl contains a steaming turd.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post the other bowl contains race war and nuclear holocaust

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with you on the most part, but Hillary has a lot of blood on her hands already
It could be argued that her mishandling of Libya turned a bunch of isolated militia into ISIS.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm. Do remind me please - what's his firm, committed, non-backtracked or reworded position on ANY ISSUE AT ALL, exactly?

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Still, you know, "he tells it like it is".
So that's all right then.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post and he gets back from the bathroom in an amount of time befitting a potential leader of the free world

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't need pillows either

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, his footwear is sensible but still stylish.
Understated yet fine enough to say "I'm a very successful businessman who will usher in a glorious new age of prosperity".
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post TBH
his tiny hands won't have the strength to press THE BUTTON so we're all fine.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep talking!
My trench is getting wetter by the word!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol you crazy

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post U OK Hun?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post TINFOIL HAT!!!

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post We get it, she's not perfect.
So let's elect a complete fucking ignoramus. Well done.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Did the b3ta rednecks drag you here with your burden of cognitive dissonance?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You read the byline didn't you?
"Former Ukip leader and leading figure of leave campaign is not expected to endorse Republican nominee"

I mean I can see why you might think that means they support each other. If you were a mental.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Mike Tyson is not expected to do anything strange to his face
He's just going to get a tattoo, for a friend.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post up on stage together, wanking each other off, 'Mr Brexit'
Even the hardened simpletons that make up Trump's core support can read between those lines
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Bullshit.
Flying to all the way to Mississippi to speak at a Trump rally counts as endorsement in my book, regardless of what he says when he gets there.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 3:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you miss the bit where he shared a platform with Trump
I can see how you might think they don't support each other, if you haven't understood what just happened.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Farage wasn't part of Vote Leave, the official leave campaign.
People voting Brexit weren't endorsing that arse bag.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure a whole bunch of them were actually
Not all I'm sure, but it's difficult to explain away the rise of UKIP without accepting that Farage was getting people to vote for his policies.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post UKIP got 3.8 million votes in the last general election
That's 12.7% of the electorate.

17.4 million voted in favour of Brexit. It should follow pretty clearly from those figures that not all Brexit supporters are UKIP supporters. Not even a quarter of them are in fact.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post They won the last euro election outright

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 27% of the vote

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Out of a piss poor 35.6% turnout.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes they were

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no I wasn't.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^too thick to know the difference between cars & cats.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I do so know the difference
Cars are the ones that are illegal to get inside when you're drunk.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHAHAHA!
amazing analysis
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post nearly as thorough as those who reckon every brexiteer is a massive racist!

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post thick yes
racist optional
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
New ukip campaign slogan right there
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah hahahahahaha!
Fantastically duplicitous.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post in what way?
I'm confused.

doesn't take much admittedly
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That seems preloaded with wank filled hate
We lost, and that lot's arguments have increasing credibility given how the EU are reacting to our departure in shell shock. I will laugh when Belgium and Italy vote for departure and the Germans are left staring at 'their project' which was utter bullshit from the start. The arrogant cunts.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I like cats.
I also read the Guardian daily. Because, know your enemy. Amirite yeh?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Well said.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post #snowleopards4trump

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all that your world is capable of though isn't?
An us versus them mentality. You are incapable of grasping the concept 'the other side' may have valid points here and there. In your view all Tories and UKip are cunts simply because of their brand. You dismiss any opinion or concern they may have simply because of that. Which is increasingly why have grown to despise your breed of the left, who seem to come out with far more hatred and malice than tory or UKip supporters.

And for the record Trump is an arsehole; his views on climate change alone are terrifying, so no fluffy snowies under my care will endorse his campaign. But then again Clinton is also an arsehole, as are all those social justice warrior morons and black lives matter idiots; we seem to be living in a world of extremes
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post erm...
there's a certain irony when you type " That's all that your world is capable of though isn't?
An us versus them mentality. "

you can't really use a catch all insult like "your world" and then accuse someone of being "us against them".. it's a lot harder to not be "us against them" in practise...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I sense you're hovering over that ignore button again
Why not just do it now and save us both the time and effort
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post For what it's worth "#snowleopards4trump" made me laugh
& reminded me of when /links used to be funny.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh it's you two.
Is facebook broke?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post We're working on it.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it's a cess pool of scat, snuff and cat videos.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Alarmingly accurate

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ....and boobs stuck in bridges.
Don't forget them.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post The Owen Smiths - "ISIS Round the Table"

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:25, Reply)
This is a link post Rubber chicken in a fan
ron's eel
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Lovely stuff
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post it's these videos that restore my faith in the internet

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I'm just going to watch this 300 times. Fuck the Bake Off.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah! This is great

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Any chance on
an extended remix version?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 4:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this'll have to do
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSK5Gtf5bkA
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Brill

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:25, Reply)
This is a link post Someone is turning Pokémon into dickbutts
I say this is an improvement.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post This just in: There's a planet in the habitable zone of Proxima Centauri
Looks like the ESO (European South Observatory in Chile - yes, the name is stupid) have found an Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of our nearest neighbour just four-and-a-bit light years away.

To give you an idea of how "near", the Voyager spacecraft should get to that distance in roughly 70,000 years from now.

...give or take.

Edit: feel free to dispute my maths. Long work day: brain insufficient.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 lights years? Should not take long in an Opel Manta coupé spacecraft.
Oh wait...

Edit: Did the layout for lifting an oil platform's jacket today (the legs bit).
Ce COG is nowhere near it's geometric centre and not close to the centre of the 4 loadsa tonnes shackles.
1800 tons of fun.
Just to say that I've done enough static today (see kids, it's useful), to not even try dividing 299 792 458 by 3600 and then by (105*0.6214) and multiplying the result by 4.
Not a fucking chance.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Which platform?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Your maths is good.
It'd only take Voyager I 75 thousand years to get there. That's assuming it was headed in that direction, and wasn't expected to fail within the next 20 years.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 3:20, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I don't know why we are even looking until we have an effective means of transportation that won't require thousands of generations of humans to just get there and find out it's void of life.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 7:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it's filled with some of the monstrosities I have seen in no mans sky

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post giant chicken monsters?
and elephants with butterfly wings?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe
knowing there's a planet there will inspire people to work harder on making interstellar travel possible?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post put it like this
if it takes so long to get to another planet we have to rely on babies being born in space, it's already a failed journey. I very much doubt you could get a 0g baby to adulthood and then dump them on a planet with Earth-like gravity, it would probably crush their internal organs.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you even start to design a vehicle
if you don't know where it has to get to?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck knows

(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post Dee Snider reimagines "We're Not Gonna Take It" to benefit research for childhood cancer
I didn't want to like it, but I kinda do.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Dee Snider is ace.
And try as I might, I can't help but like this too.

(But the original video is more fun...)
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 21:08, Reply)
This is a link post Sassy Trump: What Do You Have To Lose?
something something something Detroit
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This guy always gets me a gigglin'

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Guns guns guns

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for killing, one is for fun.

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post There are many like him, but only one to make this pun.

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Coxy's cock is no rifle,
it's smaller than a Derringer.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You have empirical proof, and it was not really enjoyable with you intermittently bragging about all the .44 Magnums you've had between your lips.

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The only magnum that has ever passed my lips was manufactured by unilever under the brand walls.
I think.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2016, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow - there really is nothing to lose
I'm sure things were much better for African Americans 50 years ago. Oh, wait...
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post All depends on how you define better
Interesting that Democrats attempted to stop the Civil Rights Act and that Pres. Johnson could not have signed it had a majority of republicans not voted for it. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a republican. Many of those who opposed it were still prominent members of the democrat party decades later.

www.cnn.com/2014/04/10/politics/civil-rights-act-interesting-facts/

And the social economic structure seems to have gotten worse: www.americanthinker.com/articles/2014/03/the_decline_of_the_africanamerican_family.html
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's true the democrats were the utter douche bags back in the day
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I think what the Dongald is trying to convey is that the cities that have the worst violence and worst economic conditions for blacks have been under democrat control since before the Civil Rights Act.
But I like his voice much better when this guy does it. Can someone create an instantaneous voice modulator for me? Kthx!
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You want an eventide harmoniser

(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not all I want. Sigh.
bit.ly/2bwUrXt
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Have you seen the Hillary ghost gif?
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, but state law preempts local law
i wonder if that changes the picture any.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Preemption is a nuanced legal doctrine, with many exceptions.
One, is that federal law only preempts what it specifically preempts, leaving the rest up to the states. However, federal law bans the commercial sale of marijuana, but several states allow that without federal repercussion so far. Similarly, many states require compliance with federal laws, however, there are several cities throughout the country that have declared their fair cities as "sanctuaries" for people who are in that city, that state, that country illegally.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2016, 23:00, Reply)

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