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"I said Captain!" - Dredd Bluray £7 Tesco Direct.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:14,
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If I ever had the cash to buy a posh motor, I'd get an Aston DB9 or something.
They look posh but not ostentatious like a Ferrari or a crappy Porsche. In fact one could drive by and you might not even notice. Plus my bird said if I ever bought a ferrari she'd leave me. But why am I even telling you this? Nobody gives a fuck.
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:12,
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There's only one festival to be at this summer...
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:01,
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I'm going!
I want to see Alex Jones and David Icke kiss each other
EDIT: Oh it's actually real...
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I'm definitely going
but mostly to try and pick up hot, gullible chicks.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:06,
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as usual, the only advice worth hearing is farted through a walkie talkie.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:13,
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LOL! I knocked a cyclist off his bike!
Some insane woman knocks a guy off his bike and doesn't stop. No videos. The guy is okay, he was just a little shocked.
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I dislike the arrogance of some cyclists as much as any driver
but jesus...
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Kerrisis Nuns. No sense of humour., Tue 21 May 2013, 14:06,
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Shocking stuff but would beneift from dropping the cod psychology.
Also - "Ms Way is believed to be a trainee accountant. Twitter users have already alerted her employer about her tweets." Oh well fucking done Twatter users.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 21 May 2013, 14:08,
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This.
She did a bad thing, but it's not for Mr Stranger from across the country to go telling tales to people's employers.
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Fork : Killing time since, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:11,
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She has made a right fuck up of her immediate future there.
Friends, local Police, her employer and the victim all know who and where she is.
She is royally fucked.
All because she tweeted it.
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Fork : Killing time since, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:09,
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...and because she knocked a bloke of his bike, of course.
But yes, twitter does seem to be the ideal mechanism for raising an angry pitchfork-wielding mob.
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WeirdWeb has got muslamic Ray-Bans, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:14,
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There's a discussion going on about this
on the Guardian bike blog. I ventured in to point out that it was hardly fair to judge all motorists by the actions of someone who was obviously a complete loon. It'd be like people hating cyclists because of a minority who ride recklessly, which seems to be a bugbear of many posters on there...
Apparently I'm worse than Hitler.
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Big Boss Man - Beat Breakfast
Cheers for whoever posted a link to these guys the other day, got all the albums now.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:37,
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Blake Shelton - Boys 'Round Here feat. Pistol Annies & Friends
YEEEHAWW!
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Swedishness
"just like the Eskimos have a thousand words for snow, the Swedish have a hundred words for paternal leave"
Oh, yeah, and the guy going to the dishwasher is really the prime minister of Sweden.
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sinisterduck, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:19,
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Snowclone
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowclone
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WeirdWeb has got muslamic Ray-Bans, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:29,
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Print your own pizza
Hopefully it'll do words as well so I can eat them
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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:04,
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Next step
Printable edible gun so you can dispose of the evidence.
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Link below reminded me of this
NSFW
NSFW for being from Zoochosis
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:38,
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I think this is what happens at a b3ta bash
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:59,
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I think this will explain everything.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE (NSFW)
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:09,
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errmm yes, that explains everything. 0_o
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:28,
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Yes? Phew... I wasn't sure for a moment.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:36,
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Money can't buy taste
Example 3784
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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:18,
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those are perfectly efficient eyebrows!
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:21,
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I like those avant-garde eyebrows. I have a bit of an eyebrow fetish.
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Cultural Collision
It's just a different form of taste.
The locals here in Dubai feel they've earned their huge oil wealth, and are quite happy to rub the West's noses in it. To me, when I see a mirrored Rolls Royce, it epitomises tastelessness, but here it shows power.
Also, some Westerners try to do the same thing here, mostly to try to impress the locals. They have big watches, and pointy shoes.
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WeirdWeb has got muslamic Ray-Bans, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:26,
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I actually quite like that car.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:46,
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The effect is somewhat ruined by a hand-written note on the window that asks people not to touch the bodywork.
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WeirdWeb has got muslamic Ray-Bans, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:55,
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I have to wear one of those on the tube, otherwise it just gets embarassing.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:10,
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Well, if you're going bling
then go fucking BLING!!
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:55,
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I've seen some mercs round here kitted out like that.
The only advantage I can see is if someone flashes their lights at you they're going to get blinded.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:11,
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show power?
how? by blinding everyone with death rays of fire that reflect off the body in the piercing Dubai sunlight.
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Song about Half-Life sung to the tune of Parklife.
Not sure if this is good or annoying, goonnying?
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Oysdgp, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:12,
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pretty awesome
good enough that it's well worthy of a re-dub to make the sound quality a bit better
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ferret -> this space for rent <-, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:53,
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Brighton apologises to Crystal Palace over 'unsavoury incident'
a polite way of saying that an unnamed Brighton player took a crap on the Brighton dressing room floor.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:03,
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Not proven it was a player
It was more likely a member of staff.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:23,
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"Excrement was found on the floor of the Palace dressing room ahead of the second leg"
So the culprit was double-jointed, hmm?
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WARNING: FOOTBALL JOKE AHEAD.....
Manager- 'Fucking Hell! Who's shit on the floor!?'
Played- 'I am boss, but I am quite good in the air and do long throw ins.'
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Tornado survivor finds dog buried alive under rubble
awww
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:55,
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Damn it that made me cry!
yay for lady and her doggie!!! :D
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:12,
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\o/
but i bet it was a cat farting in Japan that caused that tornado
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:12,
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Can't wait for this one
love Mr Wheatley's stuff. It'll be on Film 4 on release day next month as well :D
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:53,
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That does looks great.
Because Tyres is in it. Oi oi!! have a banana.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:38,
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Loved 'Sightseers'
Big hopes that this is as good.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:56,
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Cut the crap.
Have some REAL music.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:31,
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That preview pic is very Llandrindod
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thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:52,
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Johnny the Painter
I was trying to explain this to 2 of my kids this morning and they looked at me like I was on drugs.
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Blackdogmanguitar is away from his desk, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:00,
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My missus was given a Fast Show box-set for Christmas (having asked for one)
Whatever comedy there was in this show is utterly Greek to me now. OK, there's one or two (Rollo Birkin QC) which are still great comedy creations but otherwise it's toss.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:10,
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It's best experienced Apres Pub
Go out and have 6 pints with your friends, come home, stick a pizza in the oven, light up an exotic cheroot, and it will all be hilarious.
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Exotic cheroots? I fear I only have gaspers.
You might be right, but under these conditions it's possible to laugh at most other things: Gavin & Stacey, the Mick Philpott trial and Friends to name a few.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:17,
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Fair point.
I still maintain that Gavin and Stacey wasn't actually THAT bad. Thought it was a perfectly serviceable sitcom that had its moments.
The Mick Philpott trial I found slightly disappointing, though.
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I'm subjected to Friends a lot
as my kids think it's great and, whilst I can't take a whole episode, there are some parts that are genuinely funny.
Just don't ask for examples :)
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Blackdogmanguitar is away from his desk, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:24,
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Actually, i can name a bit on friends that did make me laugh.
Joey was talking to the gang when he was working. Boss comes up and says "Hey Joey, what have I told you about talking to your friends when you should be working??!11"!" to which Joey looks confused and says "er...do it?"
Other than that, I've never laughed at it.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:18,
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Whats occuring lolololol
why is it that people always focus in on the shittiest part of any comedy, Fawlty Towers and the Germans is the worst episode, Del boy falling through the bar, any form of catchphrase from any programme
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:29,
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I watched the lot recently for the first time in years, and for me
it got better by the minute - especially the narrative of Ted & Ralph among other things that had an arc that was easy to miss first time round, and the nerve of introducing new characters in the last episode is to be applauded. I reckon, anyway.
Comedy's a funny thing though.
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fred zeppelin no Ken Putin anymore., Tue 21 May 2013, 11:38,
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I see what you did there.
Ted and Ralph is amazing. Did you see the feature length special of just the two of them? An hour of pure Higson-Whitehouse joy.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:18,
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Is it wrong that I squeed like a girl at the end?
throws money at the screen (sadly not real)
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 21 May 2013, 10:57,
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haha!
i did not expect that. :D
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:15,
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it's Captain Malcolm Reynolds!
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:05,
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it's Captain Malcolm Reynolds!
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:52,
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Pervy atheltics commentator
It's a forrin, but from 0.13 he speaks the universal language of perv.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:43,
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I say, just the preview pick is making my monocle dangle.
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fred zeppelin no Ken Putin anymore., Tue 21 May 2013, 10:45,
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Have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QwO8cXi7mI
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:57,
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Her arse must have been famished.
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My Front Fell Off ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:04,
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What's to be bored of?
I love the look on the girls' faces in the background.
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She's no Gillian Cooke either
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYIxwM7GVik
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:09,
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She's no Paula Radcliffe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6I2-YP42rs
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 21 May 2013, 12:17,
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I thought that was entirely justified to be honest :)
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Tue 21 May 2013, 10:47,
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