Real Life Mario
I made this!
New Comic! "Real Life Mario"
About the humor of how Mario can't exist in real life.
bit.ly/8pPJtS
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 6:14, Reply)
Haha brilliant!
I agree IW are tossers - bring back dedi you money hungry fucks!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 4:19, Reply)
By a b3tan I'm afraid....
But didn't get nearly enough attention first time so deserves another airing!
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Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 4:20,
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HAHA!
It's funny because she's a privileged South American who is therefore completely oblivious to reality and finds the sorts of horrors that blight the lower classes in South American countries as hilarious!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 2:35, Reply)
holy shit!
you'd think the researchers would have found out that gem of information before askign that woman onto the show.
Fuck!!
still she found it funny too.
or not
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 2:46, Reply)
Nono, she was joking
that's why she seemed to find it funny, she was laughing at first and then swallowed the laughter when she realised what a prat she was.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:22, Reply)
It's not so much the actual line the mother comes out with...
but the sheer stupidity of the next question put to her after she made that comment.
Bit of a guilty 'lol' moment though
/although now finding out this was an ill conceived joke, she appears to be an idiot
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The Great Architect, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 7:27,
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Spot the Boat.
Now, I have been trying really hard to spot a boat in this picture. Someone said there was one, but I just cant locate it. It has sails and everything, and is not even small, but alas, to no avail. I have failed to spot it.
Anyone have the same problem?
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:11,
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That's uncanny
I can't see it anywhere
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Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:19,
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Such a strange thing.
I shall keep looking.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:21,
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I can't see it any where :(
Is this one of those things where the screaming girl pops up?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:26, Reply)
i wanna say it's a jpeg
but it means i looked away from the bootiful laydee.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:31, Reply)
Yeah
but what about all these termites on my fingertips?
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Oysdgp inside the white bone, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:27,
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Most descriptive filename ever.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 3:33,
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It seems to be a theme on that site..
media.picfor.me/001916D/%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%80-350x500-6419-kb-super-girl-girl-sexy-girls-boobs-chica-%D0%BE%D1%85-_-babes-picks-art-or-porn-linda-Tetas-wow-Perfect-body-BONAZZA-my-pict-keiths-pics-oups-hot-tits-check-Sexxxy-dammm-Sexy-Chicks-pics-2-beauty-test-Luv-of-Women-Stooge-nude-Links-kh-buti-m%C3%A4dels-Exciting-bubby-album_large.jpg
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 8:19, Reply)
Video showing the cruelty to Animals that all you meat eaters inflict upon them
you all should be ashamed
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:55, Reply)
I have converted :(
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Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:00,
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Oh why
It should of been TOFU day. Damn my meaty soul. Films finished. Night all!
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Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:01,
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vegan wanky cuntybollock
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:00,
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Yeah
If it wasn't for us meat eaters all those poor animals would not be alive before being minced up and wrapped in a delicious sesame seed bun. . om nom ruddy nom I say
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 8:22, Reply)
Haha
You are such a militant, worst of all the living things
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Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:07,
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I see your point
but meat is still the best, which makes you evil for posting this.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 2:50, Reply)
I'm a veggie
But I love meat. I was pretty much a carnivore a couple weeks back.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 4:28, Reply)
Who, all I see is a video that somehow rewinds its self hlafway through,
it stops and starts a little too.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:58,
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Yes.
But the man seems to elude me!
as i think you are forrin, I am joking. It means I am too busy watching the strip to notice or care about ought else :-)
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:06,
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forrin=foreigner? Yes. Sorry, it's hard to me to communicate on b3ta. Mostly I read
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:13, Reply)
Thats ok,
I shall teach you all the words you need!
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:14,
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Gang Held Over Human Body Fat Murders
...
...
Tofu anyone?
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:44,
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Cannibalism
Is rife among animals.
Probably due to the quality taste :))
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:47, Reply)
Heh!
I have views on human flesh too. I bet you can guess what it is.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:47,
Reply)
A movie we made using an old type technique, to do with 1eat club
I made this!
We have been working on this movie for a whole weekend, it works on the combination of photographs and music from my itunes.
Let me know what you think
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:29, Reply)
Gives a whole new meaning to "dog handler".
They don't specify what was done, but I'm guessing they gave the dog a wank...
Christ, and this is what passes for cops around here.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:18, Reply)
Why are there still Chimpanzees?
Just a little vid to show how we are all -deep down- animals.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:50,
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Nice
I like how it deals with fundamentalist Christians and in no way contradicts how I feel or anything I've said.
*click*
edit: I didn't mean for that last bit to sound sarcastic, honestly
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:54, Reply)
:-)
We are all friends together!
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:55,
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I tried
to get that message across to the semi-religious 'nature' lovers.
If you really love nature, then let nature take its course.
Like many species before us, we are destroying parts of the bottom of our food chain, which could cause a massive crash in our population.
Thats nature for you :)
But! we are pretty smart monkeys, so we might get out of it with a viable population.
Maybe so, maybe not, but thats nature for you.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:08, Reply)
I like this man
best of all the people with something intelligent to say people get unnecessarily worked up and irate about
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Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:30,
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His book
'The Greatest Show on Earth'. You will like ALOT!
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:32,
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A lot of non-thinking people got really upset
When he confronted them head on.
I don't think it made them think, but he encouraged so many others to stop listening to the sheep and kick back.
Must be terrible to live in a small remote community ruled by superstition, not just in the US midwest, but in many places around the world.
Even the UK, the fascist end of christianity is getting a hold.
It would be nice if we could send the christians back to where they belong. i.e. the middle east, where all the european supertitious twunts came from (christians/jews/muslims)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:46, Reply)
You may find this very interesting!
www.channel4.com/programmes/christianity-a-history
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:49,
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Ok...While I support the message 100%
Can I still state that I think Dawkins is the smuggest twat in the playground, and totally the wrong person to present this argument.
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The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:52,
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His evolutionary theory is presented sublimely,
and not at all like his 'YOUR WRONG' attitude to religious types. He presents his biology very warmly and with sincerity. He is perfect for it :-)
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:56,
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I just find him so similar to people who have been bullied and whom suddenly find a chance
to do a bit of bullying themselves....
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The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:02,
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He is NOTHING like Jimmy Carr :-)
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:04,
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But why mate?
All he does is state a reasonably intelligent argument concerning what he believes in
where is all this apparent 'smugness?'
I don't see it
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Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:01,
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when simonyi
set up the professorship, he wanted a rottweiler to go for the throats of the christians.
Dawkins didn't convert anyone, he just told them what wanks they were.
More divisive than educational, but it let many people know that what they were thinking was right i.e. christians are liars.
Now Dawkins has retired from the seat, Marcus du sautoy has taken his place, its a different thing all together, and even my dad asked me for some algebra training :) (in his 70s)
Sometimes you need a velvet glove, sometimes you need a hammer.
Dawkins did the job.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:17, Reply)
Harkonnen November mix
A nice and aggressive technoid DnB mix that my friend Harkonnen made :)
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Cockweasle orson wezl, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42,
Reply)
You are Jeremy from Peep Show
AICMFP
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DrPrunesquallor Laughing giddily on, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 8:16,
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Site with hundreds of albums cronologically from1960 onwards.
Naff all to do with bacon, unless you fancy a butty while listnin to some tunes. I've been on this since last Chrimbo and I'm upto '74 + I've gotten into some bands I'd never have thought of.
Edit: you may want to pause the live studio cam as they play some proper shite.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:52, Reply)
You win!
Wow that looks like a great site. Thanks for that, it'll keep me going for ages. :)
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Jimbuktu has more tshirts up www.swishswosh.com/JayTee, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:00,
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That would be 16 times better
If the live studio didn't pop into life every page change and if you could browse while still listening to an album.
Still, a good find
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:16, Reply)
Very true comrade Baj
but this is how come I've discovered so many hidden treasures
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:35, Reply)
I think, on this Holy day of Bacon! It is worth remembering where it all started! Tactical Bacon!
I was an Atheist up until today. Now I am a full formed Baconist. I am praying to the god of bacon tonight and hope he will fill my dreams with bacony goodness!
Thursday, 3rd September, 2009. Lest we forget.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:42,
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Why not just kill a pig?
Looks much easier.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:32,
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It takes 24 hours to soke the stuff.
Pigs are quicker. I bet its a right squeal. And deep deep down, veggies want to be meat eaters, other wise they wouldnt disguise tofu as sausages ;-)
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:39,
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And a year or so to raise the pig, I think the sausage thing isn't about wanting to eat meat, they're just very tasty depending upon which brand you choose.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:42, Reply)
Nah,
a piglet will do...
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:43,
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Ok ok you win!
There is no fucking way I am getting ANYTHING from subways. I even stopped eating reggae reggae sauce when they started to use it.
true story, but dont tell dave. When I go to glastonbury I eat veggie stuff for breakfast. It just seems right and goes down easier than a lot of the meat based stuff they sell. The protein in the sausages and eggs really help a knackered RBF. I only have meat for tea there, and its normally chicken :-)
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:52,
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yay! another veggie B3tan :-)
I'm vegan and officially in love with Cauldron marinated tofu - it's so lush.
I'm also a little bit insane for edamame beans out of Tesco.
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the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:48,
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Woot! Hi five :-)
I did it to be straight edge (heavily into Minor Threat)..but I still drink like a navvy :-P
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the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:53,
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Minor threat?
Just a band!
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:00,
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Nah - that was just part of it.
went veggie aged 10 after a bad farm visit on a school trip.
Was such an opinionated, mardy little madam for the next 10-15 years (hunt sabbing, boycotting Boots and all that)
I'm much more mellow now - although, Procter and Gamble are still the antichrist....
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the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:05,
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And nestle,
dont forget nestle.
'just a band' is from a scroobius pip/dan le sac record :-)
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:07,
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Eeep! love that song :-)
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry - amen to that....
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the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:10,
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YES SMEN TO THAT!
TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE SISTER!
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:11,
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mongy typing on my part - ppfffft!
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the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:13,
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don't go pulling any muscles now
with your undernourished body.
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:06,
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It's only the people who don't eat the right stuff who go undernourished
like people the people who have meat in their diet and don't eat the right stuff
*edited to make sense*
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:11, Reply)
very true
plus - all the crap in dairy, androgens and antibiotics, is insane.
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the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:23,
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Yup, can't deny it
I eat loads of meat and I'm massively unhealthy (though only slightly porky).
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:28, Reply)
I hope you realise that the only reason
that cows/horses/sheep can survive is because they eat so many insects every time they chomp the vegetation.
I bet you wash your vegetables and need dietary supplements
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:52, Reply)
Anyone prepared to go mano-i-mano for their tea can eat what they like.
It's the factory farming element of things that grinds my gears.
If you're cool with raising, feeding and slaughtering a pig yourself for food then groovy
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the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:56,
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So you havent even tried a haribo?
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:58,
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connective tissue and veins...nom nom nom :-
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the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:01,
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I thought it was a witchface and a ghost.
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Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:03,
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If you eat meat,
you gotta eat it all. You dont see lions or tigers go 'oh dear me, I think I may have just swallowed a bit of vein'.
Animals is what animals does. Although we are all monkeys, and they are vegetarian?
Shit, beaten by my own logic.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:03,
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Lions and tigers work their arses off for their tea.
People just go to KFC and slide a tenner over the counter...
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the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:15,
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A tenner they have worked hard for?
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:16,
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There's a big difference between hunting and stalking for 8 hours
and sitting at a PC scratching your balls and Googling Megan Fox...
I used to be a finger pointy preachy person but now I just do what I do and say nothing - folk pick on me now, unprovoked, because I won't eat communal office cake and that.
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the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:21,
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Aww,
do you want me to come round and rub you better? I dont mean to pick on you, I thought we were having a friendly debate! Come'ere you.
*strokes*
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:24,
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You know I wuvs you really :-)
That's the thing - I'm not really debatey-gal anymore.
21 year old me was well up for it - nowadays I just get stick in work.
And they say I'm emo too which really pees me off.
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the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:32,
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I know:-)
See ya' around, chickadee...
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42,
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haha
shhh don't confuse the issue with facts.
You might get their pulse up, which isn't a good thing for someone deficient in B vitamins.
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:14,
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hehe, don't some love it and some hate it though?
50/50 chance of survival?
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:20,
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Only the vegans with the best taste buds survive :)
also: potatoes, bananas, beans, chilli peppers
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:44, Reply)
I hope you know
that animals like cows/sheep/pigs survive is because we eat them. If we stopped eating them all together, they will become extinct.
/philosophy blog
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:56,
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Thats not a philosophical answer now, is it?
edit: and it is not my argument. I am not that clever :-)
But if you REALLY think about it. REALLY REALLY, it might just happen.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:04,
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They've been domesticated for about three thousand years
most breeds wouldn't know what to do without us
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Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:07,
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^this
thank goodness you were about. I was about to write an essay.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:08,
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Ahem!
There is a lengthy chapter concerning the breeding of dogs from wolves vs breeding chaffinches in Dawkins most excellent 'The Greatest Show on Earth'. To cut a long story short, dogs do not regress back to wolves, but chaffinches go back to the norm of the original breeding pair within 2 generations. 3000 years is plenty long enough to have a profound effect. And it is not possible for domesticated cows/sheep or whatever yummy to go 'wild' ever again.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:14,
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Fine then, let the last generation die off peacefully. There would still be wild cattle in some places.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:25, Reply)
So you would rather kill a chicken in order to save anothers life?
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:27,
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If the situation is I kill 1 chicken and the other survives then yes
If both die anyway then no
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:31, Reply)
But death is always there,
whether one dies or not? You know. I understand many arguments about why people are vegetarians, but when it comes down to it... oh never mind.
Also, if they both die, you wouldnt save ones life, you would let them both die?
edit: far too late, off to bed. Love you!
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:36,
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Are you saying that they would both die in the end
and it wouldn't matter if one of them had a shorter life if their death was painless?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:39, Reply)
No, I am saying would you kill a chicken in order to save anothers life?
Regardless of method of death. Its more of a moral thing. Anywho, love you, night dear :-)
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:41,
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Yup,
you would let them both die in spite of saving anothers life by killing one.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:46,
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would you EAT a chicken in order to save anothers life
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:54,
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But why?
their meat tastes lovely when cooked properly and with respect and care
I take it you simply have a moral objection to humans eating flesh?
We've obviously being doing it for a while, and I see no moral problem as to why we shouldn't when animals are raised and slaughtered in a humane manor
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Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42,
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I have a moral objection to killing any being when it is not necessary
We haven't evolved to kill cattle on an industrial scale because it's tasty. I can understand tribes in the middle of Africa farming cattle, but in a lot of areas in the world, specifically the west, there just isn't any need.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, Reply)
But if it wasnt necessary,
our ancestors would have evolved as Vegetarians? Like tortoises and the like.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:53,
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But is it necessary for us (Westerners) to kill now for meat?
I say yes, because I fucking love meat, and can't live without its iron-y taste, but I can see Peter's point, you Devil's advocaat, you.
EDIT: all advocaat is the Devil's advocaat.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:03, Reply)
We've evolved to be omnivores
with very large brains that help us to adapt to different environments. I'm choosing to benefit from our large brains and use imported products that give just as good nutritional value..
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:05, Reply)
Sorry to get a bit deep, but the natural world is a twenty four hour slaughter house on an industrial scale
whether you interpret that as the holocaust beneath you feet right now, or images of the industrial scale annual slaughter of the migrations in Africa. Life on earth is an industrial scale slaughter operation. I guess it depends on what you term as life. If you get all sentimental about mammals, but can't equate this all the way down to micro organisms then we don't share what can be termed as 'life'
My view of the natural world is why I do not believe in any sort of compassionate deity, only a complete cunt could conjure up this out of emptiness; devoid of any of the compassion that seems to be the argument of most vegetarians. I don't see why it should be a concern with the primordial cycle of prey and predator all the time around us to be honest
Humans have simply learnt to be reasonably efficient over time
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Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:18,
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I guess we're just not going to agree on this one
never mind :)
Stay tuned though, tomorrow I'm going to post a link relevant to my views on abortion!
Kidding, you can have your /links back now.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:34, Reply)
More than enough
Some domestic dog breeds have been more or less created in decades by selective breeding, it's not much different for cattle over a few thousand years dependent on human requirement and need, and what we don't; time shapes the rest
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Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:17,
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^ in a nutshell :-)
perfect!
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:19,
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What would happen
is the red meat would turn to bone, we'd be forced to eat grass.
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Oysdgp inside the white bone, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:18,
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Hello fellow v3gan
mind you all this talk of bacon's making my Neanderthal gland swell up
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:50, Reply)
Like veggies
only more annoying.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:59,
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Veges
are a weird race of people that think it's wrong to eat the flesh of another animal.
Something about being cruel or some bollocks.
Still, they get worse, especially the ones that won't eat any animal product at all, or even wear any clothes created using animal product etc etc. Pretty hypocritical really if you consider that during the production of their cheap ass part granola, part tofu, part cotton, multi-coloured slacks, some little chinese kid suffered a damn sight more in some sweat shop than some fucking fat arse cow did, with its sole purpose in life to eat in a field with its mates until its old enough to be swiftly put to sleep and end up in some quality burger.
Meat all the way.
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:12,
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"Pretty hypocritical really if you consider that during the production of their cheap ass part granola, part tofu, part cotton, multi-coloured slacks, some little chinese kid suffered a damn sight more in some sweat shop than some fucking fat arse cow did"
If it weren't for sweat shops, a lot of communities would be a lot worse of. And a poorly paid child doesn't have it worse than something that gets killed at the end of it's life that consisted of it being forced to eat food thats sole purpose is to make it large. Also not all animals get such a peaceful ending as you described.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:23, Reply)
most humans don't get a peaceful end either
humans are omnivores - one of the many secrets of our species success.
we eat ANYTHING
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:32, Reply)
I don't see how the former statement is relevant to the argument
and I wasn't denying the later. I just think that if there is an alternative to making something suffer then people should take it.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:35, Reply)
we all suffer
We are as much animals as they are.
Never seen a predator apologise to its prey.
We are just better at eating animals than any other animal on the planet. (top of the food chain, may not last)
It involves not running about catching them. (thats why there are so many fat animals called human)
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42, Reply)
Ah alright then
, I should have added 'for people with empathy towards other animals' to my above comment.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:00, Reply)
no, i'm not kidding
We are animals.
Why save polar bears when polar bears will eat us at any opportunity.
Humans are part of nature, just as polar bears are.
We are just better at it than they are - nae luck polar bears.
Its called evolution.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, Reply)
You're kidding right?
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:56,
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I will fall by the evolutionary wayside
Due to my inability to reply to the correct post
:)
apologies
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:12, Reply)
We all meet peaceful endings in the
End.
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Oysdgp inside the white bone, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:59,
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It's the converts that interest me
Be it meat-eating or religion, in either direction, it's the ones who've tried both sides who have something to say.
pfft, sex *roll*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:31, Reply)
My exploits with a Chill Cake on Adam and Joe's 6music show
I made this!
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:26,
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ooooh! was that you? wow!
I'm actually really upset about the prospect of Boggins being killed.
I'm a little too into Adam and Joe....
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the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:46,
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They should try
trial by chill cake. Feed some to Boggins and if he lives, he doesn't die.
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:17,
Reply)
Noooo -he has to live :-(
He can't help his itchy glands!
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the_log_oinks two kittens don't make a puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:36,
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Bacon announcement
Entries MUST be in by 23:59, for bacon day, or they wont count
Carry on now children, link is a bacon ROCKET :D
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Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:25,
Reply)
wake n bacon
ronseal.
last posted march 07 so worth another airing
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:12, Reply)
Stick it in the thread fella!
I also posted that a few weeks ago :-D Different site though. All it needs is a toaster!
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:15,
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They are all the same to me.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:17,
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Love this idea. An alarm clock is the most unpleasant sound of all.
Not sure about giving botulism the chance to thrive on room-temperature bacon though.
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greedydave would rather jack than Fleetwood Mac, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:17,
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Its worth the risk.
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RBF esquire BAcon Day Compo http://tiny.cc/eepzw, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:22,
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The Hoff sells a Vacuum Penis Pump
I made this!
and so does Meatloaf!
It's a bit of fun!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:43, Reply)
Sexeh?
Is anyone
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:40,
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aah I feel better now
haha
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:00,
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