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This is a link post Slaphead East Enders star Steve McFadden tries to blow up Salisbury.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:40, Reply)
This is a link post SAS quad bike squads kill up to 8 jihadis each day... as allies prepare to wipe IS off the map
Lots of nazi scum being sloped



The Daily Mail in an optimistic mood this morning.
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Eight a day? Wow, that's going some. By my calculations the problem will therefore be solved by, er, a long time hence.
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This is a normal post It might be easier if they were just shot at Heathrow
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30153213
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
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This is a normal post *Grooves*

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This is a normal post Putting the fear of Allah into them, Shirley?

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This is a normal post yea, kill 'em all. That solves everything.
and remember to kill the children, as they tend to seek revenge
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This is a normal post what?
"nazi scum being sloped"

What?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Definately NOT propaganda!
Surely not! Because the goodies don't do that! Right... Right?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know. This seems like blatant propaganda.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-w8OKo4phg
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This is a normal post 'Let them know its Christmas time.'

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This is a link post Bollocks to all this Lewis Hamilton nonsense today
Britain already has a motor racing world champion this year, and in a much more entertaining type of racing too.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah 6 hours of racing
Thrilling.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Other people have other interests
Deal with it.
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This is a normal post Congrats to them
It's good to see that the Porsches are doing well too.

I'm still looking forward to this afternoon's race though.
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This is a normal post cool story bro

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:04, Reply)
This is a link post Interesting doc
About a banker who used to work with celebs.
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This is a normal post dadi was a badi

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This is a normal post wtf?
lol
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=S40SXUpOk9M
maybe a bit nsfw for sweariness, if you work in a convent or something I dunno
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post bad to have a bad uncle
pain, pain of the monkey
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this the other day, what a twat.
He's just an attention seeking, obnoxious, sycophantic egomaniac.

Doesn't once seem to show any remorse whatsoever, the only regret people like him have for their wrongdoing is that they got caught.
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This is a link post 'Operation Christmas Child' appears to be helping right wing christian evangelists as well as kids.

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This is a normal post An usvsth3m link? On b3ta?
Whatever is the world coming to.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post So they great toys AND something to start a fire with, pretty much what I wanted as a kid.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:41, Reply)
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Fucking Christians. I'm more into Islam myself. Usvsth3m never bashes good old Islam. Why/how would they?
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This is a normal post Hahaha
God forbid that office does any proper journalism. I wonder when we'll have their hilarious and cynical take on Muslim faith schools segregating girls from boys being damned by ofsted?

www.theguardian.com/education/2014/nov/21/ofsted-chief-pupils-east-london-faith-schools-risk-radicalisation

Never I should imagine.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:11, Reply)
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www.b3ta.com/links/1108912
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post beats the Catholic run charities
you only get to eat after eating Father O'Henry
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post WikiLeaks Video Collateral Murder. Interview With U.S. Soldier Ethan McCord.
Pretty heavy duty stuff. Drone activity in the Iraq war. A couple of Reuters reporters are wiped out by 30 mil cannon along with a couple of kids who were 'collateral damage'

In this. U.S. Soldier Ethan McCord gives a running commentary of unfolding events.
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When's that parasite going to face the music in Sweden? Rape is rape, unless you're Julian Assange and have a shitload of left wing mates it seems.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Straight after
the murdering scum commanding the military gets what's coming to them.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post And the last king has been strangled with the entrails of the last priest

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)
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I think he should lead by example and face justice first. That would make his moral high ground posturing a little more credible.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't have any moral high ground
Even the freedom of speech thing, that's ethics not morals.

But your shitty use of him to try and distract away from actual murder? Pitiful, shameful, and completely expected from you. You utter turd.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "Ethics not morals"
Fucking hell, this place is so far up it's own fucking arse it's actually getting harder to come here by the day
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
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Ha! There is a difference apparently (I just looked it up), but even by my standards, it's beyond pedantic.
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This is a normal post No, there is no difference unless you are a a complete and utter twat
I don't know how else to put it.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:58, Reply)
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Here you go, I read it for no more than twenty seconds before I thought I was going to die of pedantry www.diffen.com/difference/Ethics_vs_Morals
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You really are a puzzling person
I've never before seen anyone use a link that categorically demonstrates them as wrong in order to justify their calling someone else a twat.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 13:11, Reply)
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I aim to please.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Swedish authorities have been invited to the embassy time and time again to question him
But they don't ever go.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:41, Reply)
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Why would they? What point would that serve? They can't try him in the Ecuadorean embassy. It's not like Sweden is some corrupt banana republic devoid of a fair and just legal system.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)
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Because he hasn't been formally charged with anything. They want him for 'questioning'. If that's all they want him for, why the obstinate need for extradition?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:49, Reply)
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Because the Swedish legal system is different from the UK's. Prosecutors want to talk to him, not the old bill. Anyway Russell Brand, given that he's all about honesty, integrity and transparency, what has he got to hide?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)
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Prosecutors are allowed to come and talk to him, and they've been invited to do so. I'm pretty sure most legal systems don't require extradition in order to do that. He's not in the embassy because he's trying to hide something. He's there because he doesn't want to be extradited to the US for prosecution.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:12, Reply)
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He isn't wanted for questioning, he is wanted for arrest.

Here's a handy guide: www.newstatesman.com/david-allen-green/2012/08/legal-myths-about-assange-extradition
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:17, Reply)
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That was well good. And from the Staggers!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:30, Reply)
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Damn you and your "facts" ending a perfectly good argument before the Nazis are even mentioned once!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:50, Reply)
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There is no point whatsoever in prosecutors questioning someone somewhere where they have no jurisdiction or powers of detention should they decide they have grounds to do so. Given how much we kiss the US's arse, and the fact he was briefly held at her majesty's pleasure before being bailed without us deporting him, I don't think this whole "those beastly Swedes will unfairly deport me" argument holds any water. He has questions to answer. If he had a scintilla of decency or integrity he would man up and do the right thing. His refusal to do so is similar to Bill Cosby's silence, someone that left wing media is happy to maul, but they leave Assange alone on this issue. Silence speaks volumes. He is going out his way not to clear his name. He ripped off his friends who paid his bail. There is something very fucking fishy here. Why are you blind to this?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:22, Reply)
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Well I guess that settles it, then. That article doesn't say much more than them still just wanting him for questioning at this stage, arrest warrant outstanding or not, but yeah he should get out of there then if prosecutors' hands are tied.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post So, so sad.
And now British and Australian soldiers are back in Iraq, ready to die for America once more.

It seems we never learn.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "How can you shoot innocent women and children like that?"
"It's easy. You just don't lead them as much. You see, anyone that runs, is V.C. Anyone that stands still is well disciplined V.C. Ain't war hell?"
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post rules of engagement???
sorry, since when did the yanks start employing those?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post US rules of engagement: #1 US ROOLS

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post Gobbling call-and-response

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post static electricity in London
someone go check this out in daylight
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 8:11, Reply)
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Er, I don't much about science and that, but I'm calling bollocks.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post guy with a woolly jumper and a big balloon just out of shot?

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 8:53, Reply)
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Nah. Shitty magnets, innit.
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This is a normal post Apparently true, reported elsewhere and a section of the street is now closed off...
Though reality isn't all that exciting...current theory is it's a static charge caused by air conditioning vents of a nearby restaurant.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what they want you to believe man!
it's Google magnets reading our minds!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Another video of the same area
www.youtube.com/watch?v=76ULbJryVz4
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This is a normal post No, Sir, I cannot see your well groomed hair as you are filming in total darkness, you tit.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:53, Reply)
This is a link post Naked Suspect Assaults Elderly Man After Falling From Airport Bathroom Ceiling
Note: NOT from Florida. I know, go figure.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 4:59, Reply)
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Where was security?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 7:18, Reply)
This is a link post SCUM: The Sitcom NSFW I made this!
I edited the first 3 minutes of Scum to make it look like a lame racist American sitcom from the 80's.
I know its wank but its my first project on my new mac thing and I just want some feedback.
Sorry.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The music reminds me of sausages or sutin.
But if you want real feedback, I'd say the best thing you can do is cherrypick parts out of movies that are obviously ripe for comedic intervention, rather than trying to take the first three unfunny minutes of Scum and shoehorn in some random Apple sound effects. Having said that, the rape scene might benefit from some Yaketey Sax. But then everything benefits from Yakety Sax!

The trick is to search for potentially funny stuff first I think. Then make it funny. For instance the Downfall meme wouldn't have worked if they'd only used the first 3 minutes of the show. It worked because they used the most emotionally-charged, dramatic part, and subverted it.

Anyroad I'm pissed. That's my tuppence-worth and I'm off for a big smelly shite out of my bum.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 2:55, Reply)
This is a normal post HI LEEMONDUS
My original idea was to cherrypick all the best bits and do just that, but when I imported the movie file into iMovie it corrupted at the point my video ends. So I decided just to do the first 3 minutes. You can see a second in the tape near the end where it pixellates, then it freezes up after that.
When I realised I only had the first 3 minutes to play with I thought oh fuck it and just go slap-dash-fuck with it. Hence the lame Apple sound effects.
That's a good idea tho, doing the Davis rape scene with yakety. Or I might experiment with 025% speed and Barbers Adeligo with ken burns effect on Davis' little red face
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This is a normal post Honest feedback?
I think your mixing skills and timing are dead on. But I didn't laugh. Find the right project and I think you will nail it.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 3:31, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
Yeah I know it's lame but the thing with Scum is that there is no music or scene effects in the film so it's easy for a beginner like me to pick up.
I'm thinking of doing a silly verion of Eastenders or something next.
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I think it would have been much better if you had tried to make it like a lame racist English sitcom from the 80's. Oh wait, we didn't have any lame racist sitcoms over here, because we're so morally superior.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's only because we got them all out the way in the 70s
Till Death Do us Part
Mind Your Language
It Ain't Half Hot Mum
Love Thy Neighbour
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 8:56, Reply)
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You're right. When Maggie swept to power in '79, racism ended in this country. Fact.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly
'ello 'ello was just bantz
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Ah, but 'Allo 'Allo taught us all that beneath the harsh exterior the Nazis where bumbling and loveable incompetents. I've written a sitcom set in Bergen-Belsen. It's a gas!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 9:47, Reply)
This is a link post A tour of Megan's Johnny Depp room
Ronseal
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This is a link post The Whore of Enterprise D
Nerd rock
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This is a normal post Step one to getting those be-titted girl thingies to go out with you
don't call them whores...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post How about boo-boo-kitty-fuck?

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This is a normal post They're singing songs about Star Trek
They're a long way away from step one yet.
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This is a link post AeroMobile is one pretty bad-ass (flying) car.
So I just need a few million $$$ and a pilot licence, no biggie.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:22, Reply)
This is a link post This is EvE - New game trailer
Finally an EvE trailer that actually feels like EvE. Which is of course the best, most nasty, most infuriating space game ever.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:38, Reply)
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"Finally an EvE trailer that actually feels like EvE"

So it contains 80% chatting/forum wars, 19% ship setup tweaking and 1% action.
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This is a normal post It's what you make it
You get out there and create your own narrative and it's amazing. You sit in a station and want stuff fed to you, everything explained and easy fun you're going to be disappointed.
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This is a normal post "The world's most exciting spreadsheet!"

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This is a normal post Nerdlicious

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid I might get hooked on EVE so I've never played it.
.....though I have watched my mates play it, and quite a few videos....and read about it,....I might as well play it really. Though a tenner a month is rather steep, though I'd probably save that by not going out drinking and playing it.
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This is a normal post You can technically pay the subscription for it using in-game money
It takes a lot of understanding of the game and a lot of legwork though.
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This is a normal post Yeah someone told me this, which I like as an idea on paper
but in reality I'm a very lazy person and it looks like more work than it would be fun
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post EVE worked out for me
My predecessor in my job was fired because he could not make time for life and work because of this game.
I am not complaining.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 4:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it coming out on Master System?
I can't afford Mega Drive.
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This is a normal post That's pretty good...
Though I have no idea what's going on. I guess it is a shot accross the bow of the imminent Elite Dangerous release. (who shot themselves in the foot very recently by denying Offline play)

I'm still looking forward to Elite (Beta playing has been a blast!) but my time commitment is lacking.... I just don't understand how people can get degrees anymore with this stuff around. For me modding Doom offline nearly doomed us all!
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This is a normal post Looks nerdy

But good nerdy.

Does anyone remember Lander? This looks a bit better.
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This is a normal post Isn't EvE supposed to be dying on it's arse worse than QTFW at the moment?

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Nerds!
*goes back to playing the Elite Dangerous gamma*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 9:42, Reply)
This is a link post Russian man thinks he is a platypus.
Insists he will keep modding until he is "happy." He could have avoided a lot of trouble and maybe got a girl or too had he just whipped up some homemade Ritalin.

Transformation here: www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/19/platypus-man-jenya-bolotov_n_6184864.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
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This is a normal post A platapus he maybe
but he is no where near the animal transformation compared to Monsieur Pingouin
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This is a normal post Tesco Value Supervillain.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:27, Reply)
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hahahahaha this is so true
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This is a normal post Wow.
Way to fuck-up your face, hope he doesn't end up regretting it when he's a bit older and his bottom lip flaps about on his chest in the wind.
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This is a normal post No, I'm pretty sure this is the way to happiness.
Plus, if he were in a one man band, you could use the lip cup to collect tips.
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This is a normal post I find it a bit upsetting if having to fuck his face up is the only way he'll be happy.
Could just be an attention seeker though, if so he's a fucking knob, there are easier ways of getting attention.
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This is a normal post It always amazes me how some try to make their outside reflect their inner feelings of self.
I believe that everyone hates me so I'll prove it by assuring it.

Sometimes a wacky hair dye isn't slimming and maybe a few minutes with a therapist is money well spent.
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This is a normal post He's not a human platypus.
He's a pretentious bell-end.
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This is a normal post You spotted the shoes, didn't you?

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This is a normal post Stopped him mid wank they did.

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This is a link post Earworm
Well, earpuke, given that it's Shaun Ryder, but hey
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post what happened to
black grape's 2nd? cant find anywhwere/ is it that bad?
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This is a link post Can I get a hippity.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Clickity.

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I like this!
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This is a link post Gladys Mills
Bet this isn't GC, heh heh.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Grotbags?

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha you bad person.

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This is a normal post I just don't get Morecambe & Wise.
No doubt a generational difference. It makes no sense to me at all. Sort of like accidentally tuning into a south Korean gameshow on my satellite. It's bright, colorful, people flail their arms around and smile and laugh in a language I don't understand. I just don't know what the hell I'm supposed to find funny about it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess various groups have their own language of humour.
I put it up for the Mrs Mills honky Tonk pianoing.
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This is a normal post Oh good, I thought I was the only one

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like some American comedy...
Like when Letterman gurns and mugs at the camera... the audience goes mental and I remain confused.
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This is a normal post Yay! Mrs Mills am teh aces!
I've got 3 or 4 of her albums, and they're all bloody marvellous :)
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This is a normal post Surprising in anyone under 75.
{:-)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ask anyone who knows me
I'm 83 at heart
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This is a link post Wank,sock,the ideal Christmas gift
Wank here,wank there ,wank everywhere with WANKSOCK!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a video that Stallioni Expulsion guy would make

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post this guy?
vimeo.com/21464121
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:48, Reply)

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