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# Pah, my left hand lives in the shadow of my right hand
and it finally gets its moment of glory, and you stomp on its hopes and aspirations. I hope you're happy with yourself.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Shit, that pen isn't washing off.
I'm going to have some explaining to do at work tomorrow.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Wear manly washing up gloves.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Don't worry, tomorrow you'll have new skin...

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Hide it by drawing a massive picture of a spunking cock.
To be honest that would probably still make you look like less of a dick than owning an iPhone.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I love your left hand.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)