» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

i once
recorded the news off the radio and then doctored the news guys voice to say that a nuclear war dad broken out and loads of people had died (lot of effort i know but it payed off)

played it in the car on the way home from a date and she demanded we head for the hills

after about a week of living in the woods "repopulating the human race" she came across a family that had gone camping who set her straight about world events

i was very unpopular with everybody i knew for a while after that

length? she didnt complain but then again we were doing it for the sake of humanity
(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 9:44, More)

» Pubs

my local
just started serving cocktails. the other night a woman came in and ordered a double entendre, so the barman gave her one
(Wed 11th Feb 2009, 17:15, More)

» Pubs

a man came into my local
rattling a charity tin, "im collecting for a home for alcoholics" said the man. the landlord gestured to the assorted regulars and odd balls stood at the bar "come back at closing time, you can have as many as you want"
(Wed 11th Feb 2009, 10:38, More)

» Accidental innuendo

this


is a packet of crayons found in a wetherspoons in sheffield last year

it was handed out with a kids meal and some colouring in
(Fri 13th Jun 2008, 10:27, More)

» Cheap Tat

i was once
fooled into eating the fois gras of a substandard goose,

it took a few glasses of don perignon to get rid of the taste i'll have you know
(Fri 4th Jan 2008, 10:56, More)