| Nick | Number of Messages | Random Quote | |
| 1 | mofaha | "fagedaboudit" | |
| 2 | Jingles McFuck | "The Anthony formerly known as Price" | |
| 3 | Smegg Wallace | "National Socialism." | |
| 4 | Cheers | "" | |
| 5 | 2 Can Chunder | "" | |
| 6 | MiseryCunt | "bollocks" | |
| 7 | The Porcupine From Purgatory | ""These go to heaven"" | |
| 8 | Queef Smegwin | "Penis bulge" | |
| 9 | garold | "This time next week Christmas eve will be upon us!" | |
| 10 | Two Hats | "HITLER" | |
| 11 | Smash Monkey 2 | "It is indeed" | |
| 12 | Oooh_cuntroversial | "" | |
| 13 | .Yeti. | "Killed by their son, apparently." | |
| 14 | Invisible Wizard | "wet" | |
| 15 | mr horrible | "Never Say Steamed Bum Again" | |
| 16 | Mr. Tea | "^addicted to lobe" | |
| 17 | dampdirtynonce | "Santa innit" | |
| 18 | mongychops | "A miniature horse?" | |
| 19 | ( * )( * ) | "Spotted Dick" | |
| 20 | $$ | "in b4 evening thread" | |
| 21 | broadsword | "3/7, spelming bazmo." | |
| 22 | Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws | "MERRY CRISPMAS!" | |
| 23 | Undulating Tentacles of Love | "GEOSTORM" | |
| 24 | Planearm | "Jamie Oliver talking about "stretching his meat..." | |
| 25 | theniwokeup | "same" |
(Hours 0-6) |
(Hours 6-12) |
(Hours 12-18) |
(Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | mofaha - 1 |
Undulating Tentacles of Love - 1 |
mofaha - 1 |
mofaha - 1 |
| 2 | broadsword - 1 |
mofaha - 1 |
broadsword - 1 |
broadsword - 1 |
| 3 | mongychops - 1 |
Mr. Tea - 1 |
Mr. Tea - 1 |
Mr. Tea - 1 |
| 4 | mr horrible - 1 |
mongychops - 1 |
mongychops - 1 |
mr horrible - 1 |
| 5 | Smegg Wallace - 1 |
mr horrible - 1 |
mr horrible - 1 |
2 Can Chunder - 1 |
| 6 | MiseryCunt - 1 |
Invisible Wizard - 1 |
theniwokeup - 1 |
Cheers - 1 |
| 7 | - |
2 Can Chunder - 1 |
Invisible Wizard - 1 |
.Yeti. - 1 |
| 8 | - |
Cheers - 1 |
2 Can Chunder - 1 |
Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws - 1 |
| 9 | - |
.Yeti. - 1 |
Cheers - 1 |
Oooh_cuntroversial - 1 |
| 10 | - |
Two Hats - 1 |
.Yeti. - 1 |
Smash Monkey 2 - 1 |