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Dekionplexis VII made it better
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me
The Fiend made this for me.
I made this originally and then
Dekionplexis VII made it better
Recent front page messages:
ahha
Happy tuesday
EDIT
Excellent, I thought this was far to puerile to be FPd
(Tue 17th Mar 2009, 19:31, More)
Happy tuesday
EDIT
Excellent, I thought this was far to puerile to be FPd
(Tue 17th Mar 2009, 19:31, More)
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» Darwin Awards
Wasp stupidity
One summer our house was being terrorised by wasps. The nest was down at the bottom of the garden and I volunteered to get rid of it. I came up with a plan which involved matches, some newspaper and the tank of petrol we used for the strimmer. Dressed in my wasp-fighting outfit (which consisted of a pair of shorts and my flip-flops), I approached the wasps' nest.
I started by screwing up some newspaper, placing it underneath the wasps nest and lighting it. I then poured petrol onto it.
The fireball was fairly impressive and took the petrol can, the skin on my hands and my eyebrows with it. Within seconds I was surrounded by an angry cloud of flaming wasps. I ran back towards the house with the bastards stinging the fuck out of my bare legs, arms and chest.
I have learned to treat wasps (and petrol) with more respect.
www.b3tards.com/u/04d821dabf7fcbecc84b/flameywaspdoom.jpg
(Thu 12th Feb 2009, 20:09, More)
Wasp stupidity
One summer our house was being terrorised by wasps. The nest was down at the bottom of the garden and I volunteered to get rid of it. I came up with a plan which involved matches, some newspaper and the tank of petrol we used for the strimmer. Dressed in my wasp-fighting outfit (which consisted of a pair of shorts and my flip-flops), I approached the wasps' nest.
I started by screwing up some newspaper, placing it underneath the wasps nest and lighting it. I then poured petrol onto it.
The fireball was fairly impressive and took the petrol can, the skin on my hands and my eyebrows with it. Within seconds I was surrounded by an angry cloud of flaming wasps. I ran back towards the house with the bastards stinging the fuck out of my bare legs, arms and chest.
I have learned to treat wasps (and petrol) with more respect.
www.b3tards.com/u/04d821dabf7fcbecc84b/flameywaspdoom.jpg
(Thu 12th Feb 2009, 20:09, More)
» Gyms
Sibling rivalry
The first and last time that I went to the gym was 6 years ago. My sister was worried that she was getting fat and made me sign up with her.
We started of on the rowing machines next to each other. I set off at a fairly sensible pace but then she seemed to be rowing faster than me. Worried that I was failing to impress the moderately attractive girl who worked there I decided to row as hard as I possibly could.
After a few minutes I was sick everywhere.
Then I fainted.
After I came round I was sick some more and then I had to go home.
(Wed 15th Jul 2009, 0:22, More)
Sibling rivalry
The first and last time that I went to the gym was 6 years ago. My sister was worried that she was getting fat and made me sign up with her.
We started of on the rowing machines next to each other. I set off at a fairly sensible pace but then she seemed to be rowing faster than me. Worried that I was failing to impress the moderately attractive girl who worked there I decided to row as hard as I possibly could.
After a few minutes I was sick everywhere.
Then I fainted.
After I came round I was sick some more and then I had to go home.
(Wed 15th Jul 2009, 0:22, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
Porn with blokes in.
I mean honestly, do you REALLY want to see some big sweaty man arse with hairy balls bouncing up and down and getting in the way of your view of the lady bits and then his disgusting angry purple veiny meatstick discharging spurts of rancid spunk into her mouth and eyes and...
...I'm sorry, I think I've just come.
(Mon 19th Oct 2009, 2:16, More)
Porn with blokes in.
I mean honestly, do you REALLY want to see some big sweaty man arse with hairy balls bouncing up and down and getting in the way of your view of the lady bits and then his disgusting angry purple veiny meatstick discharging spurts of rancid spunk into her mouth and eyes and...
...I'm sorry, I think I've just come.
(Mon 19th Oct 2009, 2:16, More)
» Sexual fetishes
Japanese ladies holding up rectangular boards with the time written on them.
I like to fantasize about giving them blood transfusions.
www.bijint.com/en/
(Fri 23rd Oct 2009, 13:37, More)
Japanese ladies holding up rectangular boards with the time written on them.
I like to fantasize about giving them blood transfusions.
www.bijint.com/en/
(Fri 23rd Oct 2009, 13:37, More)