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This is a link post My daughter's haircut is in the news I made this!
EDIT: Today on NBC in New York just did THE BEST segment on it: www.today.com/video/today/56509122#56509122

also in the mail

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2850688/Hilarious-video-captures-moment-two-year-old-girl-cuts-hair-tries-explain-father.html

We seem to have moved to Derbyshire for the purposes of this. Someone tells me that there is a Hackney there. Guess that must be why.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha bloody hell
Nice :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post isn;t it

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
ah Darley Dale, famed for being the first town hurriedly read out at the end of the DFS advert

DarleyDaleMeashamDroitwitchGranthamNorthamptonShrewsburyCannockFentonBanburyCoventryLeicesterDerbyNottingam
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post i might move there. sounds lovely

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post They have over 100 stores in the UK.
They should list them all.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I remember that ad when I lived in the midlands
They must have expanded though... in my day, it DarleyDaleMeashamDroitwichCannockFentonandBanbury

Good for them.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the south east it's all
New Malden, Croydon and South Ruislip.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post DarleyDaleThorpeArchAndHull

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh hello, younger me!

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 26 Aug 2016, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your daughter is 'eccentric' according to Fleet Street's sharpest
You must be immeasurably proud
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes i am
i'm finding this hilarious in the extreme
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm disappointed
they don't list your house price
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3 bags of salt and vinegar chipsticks
and a pack of pickled onion monster munch
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sell the locks on eBay !!!

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't do that
my wife has them bagged up as a treasure
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do that Napoleon watch thing
Put a mil in a watch and sell for 6k. Prophets!
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post As always, the mail's comments section adds a whole new dimension.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post the commenters on the mail site
represent the most diligent guardians of this nation's morality
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that you're the object of their scorn how will you be able to sleep at night?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's going to be tough
but i expect i'll manage it somehow
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Massive drugs
might help.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post MASSIVE DRUGS
always help. Everything. Fact.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha brilliant
My daughter nearly did the same, caught her just in time. Her reason was "my dinosaurs are cold, so I though they could have some of my hair".

Can't fault the logic
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah that sounds perfectly reasonable

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post top comment:
So the kid knew her fringe was too long & getting in her eye but the parents didn't? And she had unsupervised access to scissors?

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PARENT! HOW DARE YOU OBSCURE HER VISION WITH HER OWN HAIR!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i know
lucky i've got the experts at the mail to keep me on the right track
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you offer any consent for your video be used by these papers?
or can they just use whatever they like?

Hate to think that the Das Reich is making money out of you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Mail are notorious content thieves.
They rely on it being too expensive for most normal people to do anything about it.

There was a time when they seemed to scrape half the content of b3ta.
 (DestructoLettuce, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is all approved though
i don't know if they still do the nicking thing or not but they didn't in this case
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, nice one, Joel
Very cute. Die Antwoord line makes it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mung Too many bees!, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah she does indeed have the right haircut
i wonder how many people are being newly exposed to their videos this morning?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw they didn't just link to your viddy, the oppotunity mischief would have been immense
So which one of you lot works for the mail then?
It's Jams isn't it? Got to be him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post its obviously
piss flaps.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA I just heard she was on the Today show in the states

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post All these years of hard work on finely edited political satyre videos...
... On your daughter beats you to internet stardom with hair and scissors...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, Jamie And His Magic Todger was a political satire?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/talk/7785198
 (Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i've replied in the thread

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 27 Nov 2014, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post A likely story, you're just trying to exploit your child to promote your own brand on pork based humour to get the Peperami advert
Admit it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all true
OH GOD THEY ARE GOOD.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice of you to cross-post it
I guess your opinion wasn't getting enough attention over there.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody's opinion gets any attention on /Talk
Have you ever been there?
"Visibly cringes at the memory"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post spot the desperate cunt...
i win!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ridiculous, as if anywhere outside North London actually exists!
 (Benzyl, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live in Belgium.
DO I exist?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Belgium is just a subrb of North London
It's def true you can get there on the train
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wooo!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bestest comment...
my neighbours two year old boy cut his dogs ears off when he found some scissors! Be caredul people!

This is what the "roll eyes" emoticon was made for.
 (m.auron, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
yes that is a great cautionary tale right there
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Joel, it looks like some knob
is trying to make money off your daughter's spontaneous brilliance.
 (I helped save b3ta! luvtub, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice that they've slowed us down
so we all sound drunk / brain damaged
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very skilled "change the subject" technique there....

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah great innit
she's too good at this stuff for me. same with her sister. they outmaneuver me every time
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post bottom bottom gotter

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:59, , Reply)