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This is a link post Owls! Owls! Owls! Owls! Owls! I made this!
Jane and Steve loved each other very much. Jane loved owls. Steve had a morbid fear of owls. This is their story.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Anthrax is a bacteria, not a virus.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Noisy bacteria.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp2tmjhfJDs
(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Anybody who had passed their 12+ would know that.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i have to admit i basically blurted the story out
and only realised my error when i came to watch it back. it was foolish. i simply could not be arsed to go and re-do it to replace virus with bacterium. i thought it would make a good way of checking for 12+ qualifications. luckily, b3ta has clearly passed its 12+ as it was the first comment. however facebook and youtube have so far not noticed. this should make all of us feel proud and big and clever.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post batshit hatstand
*click
did the missus chuck you out of the house to make that?

also, more owl news: www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/owl-bar-is-londons-latest-just-one-thing-hip-bar-10067034.html
(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Holy shit it's an owl bar!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
How do you manage to get your eyes to look like 2 old fannies?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 kids, 8 years since i had a proper nights sleep
the damage to my eyes has nothing on the damage to my soul
(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
soul
arse 'ole
(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a hoot!
[Edit] Owlbania?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA GREAT OWL JOKE!
AND YES OWLBANIA!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! You're a pisser! Top stuff.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks

(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked the bit with the owls best.
superb. i'm really really enjoying your intense and intensely edited monologues. thanks! :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!

(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Owls..
"A ray of light slid through a high window of the Courtroom and hit the back of Mr Drugg's short neck as though it were revealing something of mystical significance. Mr Drugg drew back his head and the light moved forward and settled on his car. Titus watched It as he spoke.

'I would tell you, if I could, sir.' he said. 'I only know that I have lost my way. It is not that I want to return to my home - I do not; it is that even if I wished to do so I could not. It is not that I have traveled very far; It is that I have lost my bearings, sir.'
'Did you run away. young man?'
'I rode away.' said Titus.
'From .. . Gormenghast?'
'Yes. your Worship.'
'Leaving your mother...?'
'And your father...?'
'No, not my father...'
'Ah...is he dead, my boy?'
'Yes, your Worship. He was eaten by owls.'
The Magistrate raised an eyebrow and began to write upon a piece of paper."

(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post poor bastard

(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more owls

(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Owls well that ends well.
I want to see the movie Frolicking With Owls.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 20:21, Reply)