Owls! Owls! Owls! Owls! Owls!
I made this!
Jane and Steve loved each other very much. Jane loved owls. Steve had a morbid fear of owls. This is their story.
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crab_bloke), Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:25,
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Anthrax is a bacteria, not a virus.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:34,
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Anybody who had passed their 12+ would know that.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:15,
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i have to admit i basically blurted the story out
and only realised my error when i came to watch it back. it was foolish. i simply could not be arsed to go and re-do it to replace virus with bacterium. i thought it would make a good way of checking for 12+ qualifications. luckily, b3ta has clearly passed its 12+ as it was the first comment. however facebook and youtube have so far not noticed. this should make all of us feel proud and big and clever.
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crab_bloke), Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:53,
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batshit hatstand
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did the missus chuck you out of the house to make that?
also, more owl news: www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/owl-bar-is-londons-latest-just-one-thing-hip-bar-10067034.html
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wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:08,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Holy shit it's an owl bar!
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crab_bloke), Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:54,
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Fucking hell
How do you manage to get your eyes to look like 2 old fannies?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:12,
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3 kids, 8 years since i had a proper nights sleep
the damage to my eyes has nothing on the damage to my soul
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crab_bloke), Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:56,
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i liked the bit with the owls best.
superb. i'm really really enjoying your intense and intensely edited monologues. thanks! :D
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tickle I was away, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:48,
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Owls..
"A ray of light slid through a high window of the Courtroom and hit the back of Mr Drugg's short neck as though it were revealing something of mystical significance. Mr Drugg drew back his head and the light moved forward and settled on his car. Titus watched It as he spoke.
'I would tell you, if I could, sir.' he said. 'I only know that I have lost my way. It is not that I want to return to my home - I do not; it is that even if I wished to do so I could not. It is not that I have traveled very far; It is that I have lost my bearings, sir.'
'Did you run away. young man?'
'I rode away.' said Titus.
'From .. . Gormenghast?'
'Yes. your Worship.'
'Leaving your mother...?'
'And your father...?'
'No, not my father...'
'Ah...is he dead, my boy?'
'Yes, your Worship. He was eaten by owls.'
The Magistrate raised an eyebrow and began to write upon a piece of paper."
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:24,
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Needs more owls
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 20:13,
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