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This is a link post Samsung gave me 24 ultra-fast SSDs to play with. I made this!
Yes, I'm the freak in purple hair. That's me in the film, that is. :D
Want to see what I did? WANT TO SEE SOME B3TANS DANCING AT THE END? WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ON REDDIT?

Of course you do. It's in HD, too, if you click through!
It goes without saying that this is sponsored by Samsung.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, fire extinguisher was a nice touch!
As was the headcam. And the hallelujah Jingle :D And the trampoline test

It looks like some kind of scary techno monster when it's done too. Ridiculously fast!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a fucking BEAST :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post sweet jebus!
Now add fibre channel HBA's at 8gbs transfer rate with a seperate disk controller to run the drives. IT CAN GO FASTER!!!!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Top work as ever Paulo :D
Most enjoyable geekiness :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just thinking,
are you allowed to have all the people who create the internet in one room like that? Is it not like how Prince William has to travel on a seperate plane from Prince Charles in case one of them dies?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha sort of
We had MANY bodyguards, yes.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You will have to let me know
next time you are all together so I can blow you up! THEN THE INTERNETS WILL ALL BE MINE!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Heehee
You're so cute and fluffly and purple-haired and clever and geeky!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I LIKE YOU :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *glees*
:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive.
Top flounce at 1:33 :D
And I highly approve of you bringing back the pause-tastic Databurst!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm bringing flouncing back. You other mothers don't know how to act.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post u big frickin nerd u :D
skillz0rs man
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Guilty :D
Thanks dude!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw Wee Jimmy Krankee
This was the most interesting thing, as a human, that I found on this video. Needs more tits.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post There were tits! SuperMatt was there!

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
I'd like a pair of them please, attached to a woman, preferably naked. Thanks.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post <3

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT A LOAD OF FECKING GEEK PORN!
*Fwaps*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post YEAAAH! :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you just need to get
Dreamhost to do the same thing, so your site will become more stable :p
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha shut up :D
They host me for nothing, I can't complain. Besides, only images come off cr3static.com ;D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post So, thats how you make Windows useable :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It was rock solid, unsurprisingly :)

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe, great stuff :)

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks TGA! :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me!
That's a bit swift that is.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, right? :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post gowan then squire
how much for that little set up then?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This^^^^
*plans*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "I've Only Got 80 GB..........
.......PLEASE don't hurt me....."

*Grabs Laptop....*
*Runs....*
*Cowers & Whimpers In The Corner*

P.S.
*Clicks*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post *towers*
*hugs instead*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The people in that video...
they all seem sexy and lovely.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post A prettier bunch of nerds have never been seen.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
there's a lady in the video who appears to have the same colour hair as cr3

CR3 IS A CLONE.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Uhoh.
*hides*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post *dusts cr3's keyboard for fingerprints*

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
I have long suspected this to be the case.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
trust me, she's nowhere near as cool as him.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
I just panic when I see them together I think cr3 is building his own clone army.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Coooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
*Has GeekGasm*

But can it handle Vista? ;)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It sure could. :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Woaaah nelly!!
im a bit jealous, im using one of these at the moment.

also, can you delete pictures based on ip? i hosted some pics that i don't want available anymore
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft free laptop :D
I can but would rather not
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post it's just some pics i've hosted
that aren't actually mine, and the person who took them will kill me if they find out

edit: there's 9 pics, of which about 8 make me look like a bit of a stalker, when infact im hosting them so a friend can see them
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post porn?
we've all been there
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK YES
Bow down before the mighty puter and tremble before IT's creator...er, cr3ator
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeeeeeeee :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post And how much would such a mighty beast cost?
*Has student loan coming through and no real pressing need to eat*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Somewhere near 24k

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!
Edit ...and Paint.net! Yay!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers! :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff
although i worryingly saw this on reddit before here,
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Reddit scares me. There's an equal amount of clever people to genuine scary types. :)
Generally they're lovely though.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
All that and you run Vista on it??? what a waste.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather spend 1 hour installing Vista and actually doing tests on it
Than a whole day trying to get all the components working in *nix.

I use Linux exclusively on my servers, and on my netbook. I am not biased. This computer was not suited to Vista given the time frame I had.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hey, I *MIGHT* have meant running win98 on it.... maybe.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post that's awesome
I'm quite jealous and confused. ssd are hard drives, right? So how does the storage speed up your computer? I am not well versed in these things but would love to know as I have 2.5TB of hard drive space here.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post SSDs are solid state drives
Where as HDDs run on a rotating platter.

They're very much faster and very much sexier. It makes doing EVERYTHING (except processing, like calculating Pi, for example) faster.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post aah yes
gotcha. thanks
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post *Geekgasms*
That was fantastic, top stuff!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks! :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!
that is all.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post THANKS!!! WOO!!

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Those fans are ridiculous. Did they let you keep it all, then?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post They took the SSDs back. I have the big monitor, though! :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hat's of to you!
what fun! i want your job!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Aces
and you're coping marvelously with the LOLviralWUT? responses over at reddit!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Luckily some people are sticking up for me
Which makes my life easier :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post SSDs? Tosh
/dev/fd0:
Timing cached reads: 6816 MB in 2.00 seconds = 3413.76 MB/sec

Try my floppy drive!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post its really fast!
I'll be singing this song all day now... thanks :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is all sorts of awesome! *doffs hat*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
Although, why defrag an SSD :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post What kind of raid is that?

(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah! that was awesome
:)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Will it run GTA4?
EDIT: also, is an SSD a "solid state hard drive" or is it some kind of disease that rots your winkie?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post There's
one SERIOUS bit of kit!
*salutes*
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Simply excellent!
as in "simply" and "excellent" combined to indicate, er,... excellence!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
Treat yourself to an extra piece of raisin toast, that is excessively brilliant.

Woo!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good
Hope you managed to swipe some for the sickipedia server ;)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh lordy.
*fears your RAIDing skills*
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:31, Reply)