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This is a link post Chair Destroyed in Cumbria
Ronseal. The Gazette's most popular story ever, by the look of it:

www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/1179945.destroyed_chair_story_continues_to_draw_comments/

I'd say they haven't met b3ta yet. Go say hello, b3ta. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post HOLY SHIT!
This has to be a wind-up....

Sick, sick, sick
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post they never did actually say who set the chair on fire

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a coverup
"the mystery has been solved" but they're not telling us...
must have been elvis. or the pope. or the lizard people *dons tin foil hat*
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thomas Farynor,
from the bakers shop on Pudding Lane.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post He done it with Molotov buns.

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post IED!
Improvised Explosive Donut.
 (RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats nice...
.... click
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loaded with lovely jam!
Lovely, inflammable jam.
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weapons of Mash Potatoes!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post A very popular weapon in the Gulf War:
The Spud Missile...

edit: weapons of Mash Destruction would have worked better :-)
 (RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ban this sick filth...

(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS... read the FAQ
NO SHOCKSITES.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post My apologies
I'll fetch you a glass of water.
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this shokcing news story
from Leyton (as if there isn't enough crime there to fill the pages...)

www.guardian-series.co.uk/news/656302.the_trolley_found_far_from_its_shop/
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking sick! whats wrong with the world? she looks like shes got a cycle helmet on...
she looks like shes got a cycle helmet on... i bet shes been skidding on its back wheels....
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
pfft thats South Cumbria for you. North Cumbria is where its at *pounds chest*
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post From: Friday 26th January 2007
I only realised after typing out my "Keith Olbermann" diatribe. :/

oh well.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but who looks at dates any more?
Not me, apparently. Crap. :/
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a panic in Worthing though
www.theargus.co.uk/news/8333407.Tile_falls_from_Worthing_shop/
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:19, , Reply)