
... In thinking the assembled masses were only watching to see if he'd leave a big red stain on the car park?
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:39, Reply)

Jedward have melded to create a Super Jedward!
And it appears his socks are sponsored by MasterCard.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 1:54, Reply)

Living 1000's of miles away had shielded me, but I had to look up the meaning of "Jedward" and now I feel defiled!
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 2:51, Reply)

My irrational fear of heights makes me hate him. And his hair.
fair play though, but fuck that.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 5:27, Reply)

It was filmed with a fish-eye lens: he was actually never more than 6 inches above the ground.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:25, Reply)