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[challenge entry] please, please like this....

From the General election: Photoshop Labour challenge. See all 346 entries (closed)

(pineapple_juice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
#
aww thanks :)
(pineapple_juice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Do you want me to click it as well?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# No?
Well okay, then.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# i may like it
i'm undecided. what are your policies?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# my politics are..
we vote for the one who tells the best jokes or has the nicest breasts and then they let people who know what they are doing run the country.

an old boss once said "leadership is about selling somone else's ideas". i.e. not believing that you know the answers but being a good salesman for someone who does
(pineapple_juice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# in that case, i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
# I don't do politics. The fuckers are all the same.
I don't get why people think a different government will make any sort of difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Oh it will make things different,
it just won't make things any better.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Don't misunderestimate the tories.
I'm pretty sure they could make things worse for most people, and better for their rich mates.
10 millionaires on the front bench and you think they're going to be worried about Mr & Mrs Average?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Different how exactly? A few quid either way on various taxes. The rest always boils down to "we'll do our best".
You can't predict how one group of people will react under certain circumstances in advance. They might do well, they might do badly. Voting for people you think will do better with future events is utter nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# This is what I say when I'm interviewed for jobs
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# if they ask where you see yourself in 5 years
don't say "doing your wife"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Doing your....son?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:26, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Especially if they're women, they don't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:26, archived)
# are you saying lesbians can't be employers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:29, archived)
# No, just that they don't like people sleeping with their missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# they can be a bit touchy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# tell them you can think outside the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Never mind politics,
What about this, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Aw, lemurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Different ideals,
different priorities, different legislation... it's all missing the point, of course. Politics can't save the world. The main reason we even need a government at all is because most people are selfish twats. Ultimately it's just like pushing down bubbles in the wallpaper. Somebody will find a way to make things worse no matter what the rules are.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# so
you're saying we need anaglypta?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I'm saying we need to strip it all off and go back to paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Strip off and wear body-paint?
I'm game!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# chocolate body paint
is fucking rank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# who said anything about chocolate?
i'm talking about straight body-paint. i want a crocodile on my man-bits.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# if you do
i want pics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I AM GOING TO DO THIS
Dunno when but I will.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I just copied and pasted your signature and
look what I got! WARNING: Horrible picture, NSFA unless you're a doctor. image-challenge.nejm.org/#08032006
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# That was....
....unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# that site is rather fun
just had a go at guess the diagnosis, i'm quite good at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Isn't it awesome!
I got Ehlers Danlos Syndrome right...and all the rest wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# that'll take ages!
you know there's about 6 layers on there, including the bits of woodchip that you couldn't get off when you moved in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# You're not wrong.
Actually you wouldn't believe this house. There is carpet on top of carpet up the stairs. I wish I was joking. When we did the bathroom there were 5 layers of lino under the carpet tiles, each one more tasteful than the last. We could have lived with the bottom layer if it wasn't in such a state.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# that's always the way, isn't it?
my living room is done in white chocolate, took 5 coats to cover up the horrendously floral old lady wallpaper that the last tenant put up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# And why do they paint over the doorhandles,
so you have to sit there all day vainly trying to chip it out of the screw heads with the sharpest implement you can find before you can get the damned things off...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# the yellow ceilings were the worst
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# The near BLACK ceiling I had to paint over once was the worst.
It took about four coats.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)