I like the idea of a rape invitation.
It should come on a gilt-edged white card, and start with 'Dear Sir...'
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:06,
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:14,
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