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[challenge entry] The sign was very specific about when it was safe to use my fleshlight

And the in-flight demonstration was a sight to behold.

From the Opposite Signs challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Penis goes where?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# there on the stair
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# A little penis with clogs on

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Well I declare!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# bend over
and we'll all show you
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# At least buy me a drink first
damn it, maaan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I should have some ribena somewhere
it kept the last ones quiet
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# What flavour?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Chicken & Mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Dear God the state of parenting today...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)