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[challenge entry] Compo pearoast: English tea ceremony



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(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# T
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I do this at least three times a day
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# people microwave their tea? really?
surely thats breaking some laws
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Sanity, certainly.
Microwaved tea, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# it's just wrong
I knew an american guy who always used to microwave instant coffee and cold water

*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Frankly if I didn't then I'd only be drinking cold tea.
If there was milk or sugar in it I wouldn't, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# fuck
the Tea Gestapo are on to us
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# no, I just thought it would stew it and make it undrinkable
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# once it has been made and just gone cold
it is usually ok to reheat
the milk tends to get a bit maltier tasting each time, but sometimes its necessary!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# microwaving tea? If there isn't a law, there ought to be
also, what I don't understand are people how put milk and the teabag in a cup first, THEN add boiling water....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# pure laziness...


*embarassed grin*....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# *shakes head* Freebs, Freebs, Freebs.... I'm very disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Now, go to your room and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# so I definitely shouldn't just waft the teabagaround in the cup for three seconds, squeeze it against the side of the cup and then serve?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Tea-Eggs are the way to go.
Nice leafy tea.

www.greenlife.co.uk/greenlife-direct/product/cha-cult-tea-egg/41447/


Nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# I'm with Freebs on this
I've waited before replying so no-one will see
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# now that ought to be against the law
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# i used to, purely because i always forgot about it
but then my microwave blew up, so now i have to remember or drink it cold.
*sips lovely hot tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# there is a wasp on the mirror right above my head
it's looking at me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# is it tying a napkin on
and holding a knife and fork and licking its lips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# no, it's just gone out of the window
coughing clouds of raid out of its lungs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# stripy fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# they are
been stung on the arse and the end of the nose by the little bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# did you lend it to Brianiacs?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# no
my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# we always dread Mrs S's mum babysitting
there's always some uncanny accident to come back to such as a microwave door falling off, all the tv cables getting unplugged or the children being sacrificed to imhotep. That kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# another reason i'm glad i've never reproduced
just been shopping with mum, simply because i was bored. she did buy me a tub of skinny latte ice cream, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Microwaved water
tastes disgusting, for some reason.
(shaurz, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# One you start sipping you should keep at it until all the tea is consumed...
leaving it is just inviting disaster!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# putting the T in scientific, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Yep,
and re your Peter Ebdon thing, yes he does look like a baddie from a low budget 80's fantasy film :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# he's freaking me out
but davis is playing a blinder today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# This has always been my favourite of yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# ha ha cheers fella
Right it's a nice night I feel pub-o-clock is drawing close.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Yeah, but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)