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[challenge entry] early morning photoshopping aint so great for me....


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the guy on the left is marc foster director of quantam of solace... i think.

From the James Bond On A Shoestring challenge. See all 357 entries (closed)

(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# haha
excellent idea

Welcome - do stuff with kittens and chairs etc
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# twice people have said that...
i dont get it... why with the kittens and the chairs?
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# haha
b3ta started out with lots of people photoshopping kittens. check out the early compos.

the full welcome phrase is 'Welcome to B3ta. Pull up a chair and shop a kitten'. It just gets mangled over time into sillier and sillier phrases.

very often just shortened to 'Welcome, kittens, chairs etc.'
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# hahahha thanks for enlightening me
i'll shop a kitteh and a chair later on =]
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Who could forget LOLCHAIRS?
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I have
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# I tried everything but couldn't.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# just looked it up
www.b3ta.com/challenge/lochairs/

I was on gap year from b3ta around then. Either that or my brain won't let me acknowledge this atrocity
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# I didn't think it was that bad a concept and there were some funny ideas.
I think it suffered a bit from the whole 'image macro in a new thread, fuck off you cunt' thing.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# It would be fun to have a compo every now and then
where you would have to at least work on your image for an hour or longer
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I'd like to see a compo where it's impossible to post anything that hasn't had 24 hours solid work on it.
No sleep, no having a piss. Thems the rules.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# watching someone play through Goldeneye64 would be far better than ever having to sit through Casino Royale or QoS again...
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I liked them
opinlols!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# For me, if they weren't billed as bond movies, I'd have found them passable. As it was, they just weren't bond movies.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# he's no Roger Moore
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Craig will make a great Bond. When he's given a proper Bond script
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I bet he doesn't want his balls whipped through a chair again though
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# i thought Casino Royale was great
but I prefer to ignore that QoS exists. It's just all wrong. It's a blight on film-making, never mind Bond movies. The single stupidest story ever, with the shittest bad guy in history.

Next in the series: Meat or let meat: Bond vs. Peta.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# The bad guy really freaked me out
cos he looked like Roman Polanski
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# he freaked me out
because I'm freaked out by French dwarves.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# And they put one in charge.
*tuts*

Silly France.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# you are a 14 year old girl
aicmfp!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Casino was definitely the better of the two, but it was just far too much of a Bourne film.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# I enjoyed the grittiness of CR
it was nice to get away from the lameness of the Brosnan films (I also have a burning hatred of the sight of Pierce Brosnan)
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Subscribes to blog
PB is a class A twat
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# and in other new...
I missed posting this last Friday so you can have it today...



EDIT: Oh and Woo to you post... Welcome, kittens, chairs etc.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# haha!
Who's that bald chap? Are they bringing blofeld back for the next one?
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# its the director of quantum of solace
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# marc foster looks like he could be a good bond villian.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# true dat
just needs a big scar down his face
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Or in a police line-up, flanked by Karl Pilkington and Moby.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)