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From the James Bond On A Shoestring challenge. See all 357 entries (closed)

(DutyPaid, Sat 1 May 2010, 2:36, archived)
# heh heh
you should have had him holding his pen

:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 May 2010, 2:44, archived)
# They're called dabbers!
Oops. :)
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 1 May 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Dobbers round my way.
One of my favourite Arctic Monkeys lyrics,
"Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a Mecca Dobber or a betting pencil?"
(twattybanjo, Sat 1 May 2010, 2:50, archived)
# I wish I never opened this can of worms
Apparently they're daubers. Sounds a bit German. I didn't fight in two world wars and one world cup...

... to have Brussels throw all of my money into the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 1 May 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Get away with yer daubers!
(twattybanjo, Sat 1 May 2010, 3:11, archived)
# You say that, but from this day
We're both going to say daubers and feel smug for being so right.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 1 May 2010, 3:31, archived)
# only if I want to be lynched
by an irate mob of lady pensioners.
(twattybanjo, Sat 1 May 2010, 3:47, archived)
# That genuinely nearly happened.
I won £100 at Mecca Bingo on a work's night out. I could feel the lady pensioners' laser eyes burning through the skin of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 1 May 2010, 3:51, archived)
# Hahaha
A baying mob of Giles grannies.
(twattybanjo, Sat 1 May 2010, 4:12, archived)
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(twattybanjo, Sat 1 May 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Let's meat in bed!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 May 2010, 2:57, archived)
# i had two types of pie tonight
chicken and mushroom, and cottage pie

they have now completely left my body.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 May 2010, 2:58, archived)
# A few weeks ago I won £20 worth of Greggs vouchers in a raffle!!!!
I KNO!!!!! GREGGS DO VOUCHERS!!!!!

That's xmas sorted right there.
(twattybanjo, Sat 1 May 2010, 3:03, archived)
# you can model a massive turkey out of pie
win!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 May 2010, 3:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Or,,,
(twattybanjo, Sat 1 May 2010, 2:58, archived)
# This picture suddenly looks smaller since I last refreshed the page
that means I am getting hungry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 May 2010, 3:04, archived)
# Bindun to death
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 May 2010, 2:56, archived)