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[challenge entry] Licenced to fish

I spent an hour on this cunt and server failure gets the limelight.

From the James Bond On A Shoestring challenge. See all 357 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# He;d better be
I'd expect a fish and chips employee to be licensed.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# YOU BROKE IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I heard it had been down for 5 hours!
Nibus - I've told you a million times not to exagerate

/dad jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# oops
when I said it had been broked for 5 hours, I meant I'd been out for 5 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# hehehe
WE ARE ALL SAVED FROM HAVING TO GO OUTSIDE :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# yer, I went and ran a 10k race by accident
I was pish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# did you complete it?
I need a full paramedic crew after about 3km
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# yup
54 minutes

bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# and that was pish!
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# ta
Watford is hilly like I didn't expect
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Thank fuck
it's miserable out there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# ^this
I am wearing a coat indoors

EDIT: however Kate Humble, Suzy Dent and Rachel Riley in a tiny dress on Countdown! Thinking man's totty right there. Just add Vicky Coren!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Wearing a coat?
It's hot and humid here, although it's gradually cooling down. It's very grey and stormy right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# I'm a bit hot now
the heating must have come on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 May 2010, 16:20, archived)
# you broke it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Aaaawww!
:o)
(allergic to curry, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# allergic to curry?
for serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
Um...long story! ;o)
(allergic to curry, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# are you allergic to Dixon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Hah!
I don't know! :O
(allergic to curry, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# be allergic to something crap instead
like Snack-a-Jacks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# *waggles tail*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Hurrah!
I was getting serious withdrawal there!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I was just having a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Yay!
And thanks fuck B3ta's back, it was boring here:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I was starting to panic
NOWHERE TO PROCRASTINATE :O
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I almost did something.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I hope there's some biscuits left :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# nice light bulb :D
(herman:D, Mon 3 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Penguins would never make good secret agents
if only because they can't synchronize their watches
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 3 May 2010, 15:40, archived)