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[challenge entry] So sorry. Better out than in.

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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Woo :)
Click from me
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Haha
great ghostie! *click
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
# oh, that's a keeper
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I phrase never before used in conjunction with Ross Kemp:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
# These are actual responses to questions from TheyWorkForYou.com
“mass immigration especialy from EU contries is uncontrolled. People come from all over the EU to the UK so as to get on our bennifit system this is a fact and everyone is aware of it.” - Michael Johnson, English Democrats parliamentary candidate
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
# please tell me
he actually spelt benefit like that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Yep
Link (that's not my postcode by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
#
"Some of the things the arts people pay for are an absolute joke. I went to the tate modern and saw a man dancing naked inside a box, That is not art thats just stupid" - Michael Johnson, English Democrats parliamentary candidate
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# is he sure he didn't go to Soho instead?
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# They tried to make me go to Soho
and I said Ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Are you Michael Johnson, English Democrats parliamentary candidate?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I SAW AN ARTS, BUT I DIDN'T LIKE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Damn dyslexics
coming over here and stealing out interweb forums!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
he sounds like a genius
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# this is a fact and everyone is aware of it
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# I saw a 4x4 today with a sign in the back saying
"CHILD ON BOARD child's favourite teddy on board child's big teddy on board things child won't leave the house without on board child's clothes on board child's friend on board child's friend's teddy on board things child's friend won't leave the house without on board child's sister on board child's brother on board child's mummy and daddy on board"

The irony was the writing got smaller and smaller, so you'd have to get really close up behind them to read it if you were driving behind them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'll dig around for an old one I did.

EDIT: Found it.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha win
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I am a wrongun
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# This is not the purpose you are looking for.
Apparently those signs were for in the event of a crash. The emergency services would know from the sign that they should also be looking a small person that might have been flung out of a window or into a footwell.

/facto
(Cheddar George, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Yeah, so the users take them down when the child isn't on board, don't they?
I hate those bloody signs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Indeed, I imagine they're almost completely ignored by rescue crews these days.
Damn Chelsea tractors.
(Cheddar George, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# but they also
attract paedos who break into the cars and hide in the footwell
/Daily Mail blog
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# "My children are safe here in the studio with me. Good night, son."
*closes filing cabinet*
(Cheddar George, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Not fact
Widely 'known' but sadly spurious, which is a shame, because I used to enjoy working up a good froth over people not using them 'correctly'.

That's just how I am, sadly.

www.snopes.com/horrors/parental/babysign.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Aww man.
Cheers though. At least I only look like an illinformed spanner online. I just look like a spanner usually.
(Cheddar George, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Always here to help out my spannery brothers
I too am spannerlicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:35, archived)