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[challenge entry] 'just stick his fackin' fizzog on anything'

'it doesn't matter that it doesn't make sense, or isn't funny, or that it's shit'

From the Ross Kemp challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I've heard that
he goes like a train
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# And that his partner is chuffed to bits
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# It's all to do with his diet
apparently he's a real good fat controller.

*facepalms self*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# *loads up the narrow gauge shotgun*
Don't bother running, I can track you, helped by various sleeper agents...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# LET AWF SOME STEAM BENNETT
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Needs more "Schmerg merm"
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# indeed

(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] "LUKE, ... er ... i mean, MARTIN*, I AM YOUR FATHER"

*insert name of eastenders character that would make more sense
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Minty?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# extra strongy?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Bit of a slow board today.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# it went retarded as soon as i started posting...
sorry
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# no more retarded than normal
esp if you have ever seen the late night shift's normal standard of sanity
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# the gayshift is too sane for me...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# There are still posts of mine up from 2:40 this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# ah. i'll try and get here earlier next week :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I'm back...
Did I miss anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:37, archived)