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[challenge entry] Since takeover of Cadbury's...
...is this Ein Kraftwerk?



This may the oldest image on the board, having been made in 1991.

From the Fake Science challenge. See all 228 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# 19 years old? fuck me.
Did you create it with punch cards?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# That's rich, Uncle Mike
Given that your PhD thesis was published in 1968.

Say hi to the cousins for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# And you know what, I'm still being hounded for my work in writing this:
umaryland.worldcat.org/search?q=no:%22003167401%22
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# nothing here, move along
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# 1968! That's nothing...

Look how old mine was
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I can't believe I fell for that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# bet you won't fall for this
http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's my new favourite toy!

halloween.ivona.com/?lang=en&t=SSBsb3ZlIGhvcnNlcywKQmVzdCBvZiBhbGwgdGhlIGFuaW1hbHMuCkkgbG92ZSBob3JzZXMsClRoZXkncmUgbXkgZnJpZW5kcy4.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# ^ That is class!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Lucy > Lisa


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# I want to know what she said in the blurry bits
the dirty urchin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# hehe
The Ikea girl is a bit cheeky too
193.108.42.79/ikea-uk/cgi-bin/ikea-uk.cgi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# do you think
people abuse the automated rail enquiries lady in France or Germany too, or is it just a British thing?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# est-ce que les trains sont installés avec des rideaux de boeuf?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
#
viande boeuf en français seulement, et non pas importés mérde en anglais
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# the French Ikea girl is more dismissive
193.108.42.79/ikea-fr/cgi-bin/ikea-fr.cgi

Je ne désire pas parler de ce sujet. Je vous invite à me poser une question concernant IKEA, ses services et produits.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# mental background music on Ikea's German page!
www.ikea.com/de/de/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# *bookmarks*
that's the new I Love Horses...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# MY EARS! MY BEAUTIFUL EARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# * RAVES *
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I'm just trying to think of the French for "wrong'un"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# d'un mauvais
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
I do speak english a little, like other interactive assistants in IKEA US or IKEA UK
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# a golden oldie

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Lisa gets quite cross if you keep asking where her boobs are (snigger)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
good old Lisa.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# 19 years old?
*Fucks Ellis
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# So, you'll fuck anyone just as long as they are 19?
Interesting. Selective Bisexuality? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# < 19
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# <19 or <=19
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# <=
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# <========3
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# 8=o ... 19
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# YOU may the oldest image on the board
(likeajackhammer, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# *something about your mother*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# No, something about YOUR mum
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# *something about my mum being dead actually*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# *something about your mum being buried in a y-shaped coffin*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# She was the greatest yo-yo knickered hag in all of Fulchester
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# that's got to be one of the greatest lines ever written.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# In Soviet Russia,
Image board posts YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] 19 YEARS!!!!
19!!!!
YEARS!!!!!

I want cadburys fingers now

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# *fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# 19-year old electronic Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Glad I wasn't the only one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Mmmm
Cadbury's
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# fudgepackers :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# I once posted something made in 1990
Can't be arsed trying to find it again though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:20, archived)