You harlot.
The number of shoes you have indicates how much of a whore you are.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Fri 14 May 2010, 12:36,
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I have two shoes
They match. Is that like sleeping with twins?
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Fri 14 May 2010, 12:47,
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