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# yes, but lilies can't jump
or eat flies
or have tasty legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I heard that frogs don't have tasty legs these days either
since they import them all frozen from Thailand instead of catching them fresh in the nice French mud that gives them their flavour. Thailand has inferior mud or something.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# lobsters from thailand
lack taste, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Well there you are you see.
That's my considered opinion of lilies.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# that they're better than imported thai frogs?
you know, i'm inclined to agree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
#

Frog+lily in there, it does add a certain something

What's that consider the lily thing?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# it's from the life of brian
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:14, archived)
#
Thank you
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# you're thanking me?
ah, i see you haven't been warned about me yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:20, archived)
#
Google came up with something out of the bible, never read that translation.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:24, archived)
# at least monty python
had the decency to tell you they were making it up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:27, archived)
# I'm worried about what you got against lilies!
Oh, give the flowers a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# he's having a go at the birds now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Look, there was this man, and he had two servants.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:59, archived)
# what were they called?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Ummm... I don't know, I lost the website I was pasting from....
OK, they were called Julian and Mu.
They were lovers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:08, archived)
# ._.
Just what are you implying?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Hey, I just said he was called Mu, I didn't say he was you Mu.
Mu's a very common name, I'm sure there are lots of men out there with it.

My name however, is rather rare. Which leads me to believe that whoever decided to write reams of gay slash-fic about a central character who bears my exact name and then posted it all over the internet was either someone I've pissed off or a gay guy who fancies me. The latter being much more likely.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# you're so vain
you prob'ly think this gay slash-fic is about you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)
# i knew it!
that explains all the rainbow dinosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Don't encourage him.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i don't think he needs any encouragement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Yet you're doing it anyway :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# i'm a bad girl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)