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[challenge entry] To the tune of Blame Canada from the South Park film
I'd record it myself but I haven't the facilities/voice for it

The time has come
the battle lines are drawn
We must forget the embarrassment
And the 44 years of scorn
Should we tear up the driveway?
Should we tattoo our heads?
Or should we paint the whole country white and red?

No!
Fuck England
Fuck England
With their nasty little flags
And their tedious fucking wags
Fuck England
Fuck England
You can keep all the pies and the booze
You're still gonna lose

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he got paralytic and burned his arse on the barbecue
Should we fuck his girlfriend?
Should we fuck his mum?
Or the so-called friends who allowed him to singe his bum?

Heck no!
Fuck England
Fuck England
With their hooligans out on the hunt
And that smug little crisp-eating cunt
Fuck England
Fuck England

The tides we must turn
The flags we must burn
The puke and the slop
Has all got to stop
And before you kick off and start to complain
We know you'd all rather be watching it in SPAIN

From the The World Cup challenge. See all 402 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# You cunt
I spent minutes on that
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Haha
you know I don't feel properly awake until someone's called me a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# HERE'S YOUR DOUBLE ESPRESSO, YOU CAAAAAAAAAANT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# That reminds me, I must buy a pair of £2.99 plastic flags to stick on the side of my XR3i as my stupid superstitious nature tells me that doing so will somehow help Engerland to win the world cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# £2.99?
50p for 2 at Wilkinson's.

Someone snapped mine off and took them away. Can you believe it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Keen on recycling, these chavs
bloody do-gooders!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# hahah
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Don't knock 3i
Chavs don't buy 3is, they're bought by real people and live in garages.

Unless you live in some crazy backward place still. :-p
(Vega31, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)