Do it for me. I pre-emptively thank you for your contribution.
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Ttssattsr,
Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:22,
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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERNI, Ttssamttsr, write to you this fine morn in the hope of discussing upon a subject which causes me great consternation. The verisimilitude of one's own perspective is called into question by the incessant dissent which you have shown, and it gives me no great pleasure to challenge you to a duel, whereupon your voluminous rhetroic will not counter the inherent frailties in your legs. Which I will kick.
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zoldergoose,
Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:30,
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THE SUFFICIENTUDE OF THE WORDATION YOU HAVE BE-PENNED ONTO THE INTERNET IS APT FOR USEAGE IN MY ENDEAVOUR TO SENDIFY A GOODULATIOUS EMAIL. Ttssattsr,
Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:36,
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