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(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)
# I'm not watching the game but I know it's 1-0 to England.
A huge cheer just erupted through Earls Court Road about 5 minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# 1-1
Sort of watching it.
Hey, I bet all the mods are busy watching the game.
We should be nawty!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# *wipes willy on the curtains*
If England lose this they should be lined up and shot.


EDIT: THe guest here are told that if they use the WIFI than anything other than emails, facebook and nonstreaming sites they'll get taken off the network.

None of them believe I can tell and I've had to knock about 6 people off in the last hour as they're watching football.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# That sounds like a fun job.
You big wifi nazi
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:28, archived)
# It's fantastic
I tell them that they can't stream on the WIFI asit stops everyone else looking at their emails and they will be taken off the network if they do.

THey then come to me innocently saying, 'I have no idea why but I can't get onto the internet,' and I get to tell them in front of everyone as it's because they're streaming.
'No! Not me.' they always go, 'I was just emails my poor sick old Grandpappy.' I then show then on my router that ImALyingTwat-PC downloads 500 meg's worth of data in the last 24 hours.

Everyone else in the room looks at them thinking, 'You're the twat that stopped me emailing my poor sick old Grandpappy!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# / reports to TVLA
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5074406.stm
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Guest
Not staff:P

EDIT: ALso that only counts if they're watching it live.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Don't you have tvs in the guest rooms?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# The TV detector vans will all be working overtime tonight
Prosrcuting as many as possible to rake in the money for the BBC


EDIT...Live is defined as watching any part of a program when any other part of the program is still being broadcast normally.....ie if someone watches the beginning of a program online before the entire program has ended on normal tv then the law regards it as "live"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# All righty then !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Party Tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Schwang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
#
...can't find my baby eels...
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
# This is better than football
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# It sure is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Go team!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# yay, dance party
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Classically Poised !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# B3ta has warped my fragile little mind.
This young lady appears to be covered in tiny cocks.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:29, archived)
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(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)