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keanu

From the The World Cup challenge. See all 402 entries (closed)

(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Oh look, someone else's meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Isn't that the point of a meme?
RECEIVE...CARRY...MUTATE...TRANSMIT.

I can't help myself!!!!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Personally I'm more worried about who's marinaded beckham in barbeque sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
# And a waistcoat? Are waistcoats coming back? I can totally get behind that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# The shiny Italian suits were best thing about that match.
We're not going past the quater finals after that lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)
# I don't know, we were all over America for 20 minutes at the end there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# They looked fucked after an hour.
As the commentator said "England have the better players, but the US are paying as abetter team."
How many cards are we carrying through as well?
Not holding out much hope...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Ok, now we're moving into a deep level of metasport that I can't keep up with.
I couldn't name the majority of the england team that just played.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# If by "all over" you meant ran at but didn't look where to pass,
then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Oh cheer up, grumpy pants.
At least it was only a freak goal that stopped us winning, rather than anything the americans created for themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# After the last few matches and this one,
If that's the best they can do, they're fucked. Hopefully, they'll pick it up a bit after that. Of course, it doesn't help that a number of players can't do more than 45 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# In other news.
We've got SBS showing the footie here (although it's really ESPN with the SBS team at helf-time) and it's really rather nice not to hear a single mention of 1966.
And by SBS, I mean the Australian TV channel, not the Special Boat Service, although that would be quite entertaining.
"Bloke passes to bloke. I'd say their names, but security and all that. Faaahkin poofs, I'd have slotted the keeper and stuck plastic charges on the goal posts by now. Bloke crosses to Bloke, Bloke and Bloke. Bloke saves."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Waistcoats never left, man
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# I've been rocking them since I were this high!

(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
# It's a good look for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Toyah Willcox?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# You know, at first I thought this meme was a non-starter
but it's really starting to grow on me.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# It's basically a sitting down Henry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# ....and other sentences
that were impossible not oh-so-many years ago
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Mind piss
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)
# He looks like he's about to spit . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# You should see it here.
"What's all this shit, Bruce?"
"'S soccer, mate."
"We play soccer? Faaaahk, mate."
"We're in the world cup."
"Really? Fuck? I LOVE soccer. Come on the Socceroos, we can win - what was it again?"
"The world cup."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)