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# al's car wash

fuck all this 'eco carbon green' shit. fuck it in it's oily hole.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 1:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm back
edit :
TeamGreenBritain2c
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)
# You left us?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)
# temporarily
I might return
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:17, archived)
# I was blowing up an air bed
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:29, archived)
# hope you used a good quality explosive
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:37, archived)
# arf, nope i have been using the apathy beer method of just breathing at it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:40, archived)
# err... it'll be all damp and yeasty inside.
like the outside of a tramp
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# tramps are soft
natures duvets
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:52, archived)
# hahaha much better :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:05, archived)
# :D ty
I have a genuine fear this might win
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:18, archived)
# heh
wait, are those norks?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 4:44, archived)
# why did you delete your reply? :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:21, archived)
# i read the brief again
decided it didn't fit the compo anyway, so my comment was superfluous.

although the £500 bit was true. still not worth an entry though.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:35, archived)
# it fuckin is!
compo it. Its about taking part
also slight thread jack : www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/dw/theadventuregames/download/cityofthedaleks
another edit : actually yeah i re read that and I agree that the compo is in heinsight a disgrase. basically a "free advert gone wrong"
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:39, archived)
# it's such a bollocks subject, i can't even be arsed to take the piss out of it.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:44, archived)
# there are layers to this one some of the earlier entries have
higlighted the hipocracy of the guy funding it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:50, archived)
# aha yes, i see.
having looked through a couple of pages, i now feel slightly queasy.
you can tell who the believers are...

and isn't this a repeat of the 'saddest image in the world' compo from yesteryear?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:01, archived)
# or the make war funny
well if the site/rob makes money from it i dont mind... i hope he is picking things he expects us to not go along with
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:04, archived)
# hahayes
this compo needs more alternate compo
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:06, archived)
# so far I think I have seen two they dont spring to mind
the more recent being the giraffe from skug but there was one that wasnt put in as an image chalange.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:14, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck the compo

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:51, archived)
# also
BP are trying a new tactic: they're going to mop up the crude oil from the gulf states using millions of seabirds.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:51, archived)
# I still think they should drain the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:54, archived)
# tefal presents, the new, 'world's biggest stockpot'
at least you won't have to add any salt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:03, archived)
# its just struck me ... they could block it with slugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:06, archived)
# yes!
they'd get coated in oil, then slither away from the saltwater. genius.

nobel prize should be in the bag, congrats!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:09, archived)
# if slugs could stampede I think the melted ones would form a landing platform for the gulls
edit : I now try out my fully inflated insideout tramp fair thee well, till next time
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:16, archived)
# cya later :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:27, archived)
# silly turd
toyota prius is not really an eco car.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:58, archived)
# you are correct
but it is marketed as one, hence the greenwashing.
you probably won't read this, but it makes me feel better :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)