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# I only just found out :(
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# The pulping is this Friday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# frankie boyle dead ?????
never liked him much anyway
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I like him for about 20mins
then the peado jokes and the putdowns "you like X crossed with Y" gets old.
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# shit unfunny comedians always die in threes
I'm hoping for James Corden and Brian Conley next.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# ERm
I'll go along with that one.
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# so who actually died ?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# The Ambassador.
No more Ferrero Rocher :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# the unused rocher will become spoilt
the irony.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Frank Sidebottom
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Sidebottom
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# OH NO !!!!!!!!!!!
never heard of him, i shall off and lay some flowers and a football scarf on some railings as a tribute forthwith
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# don't forget the facebook group to get him to No. 1
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# The Gov drugs website.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# I tried to watch some of the sitcom that James Corden co-wrote and that everyone raves about.
I wanted to like it because I'd seen him on Buzzcocks and thought he was ok. But I fucking hated it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# when he talks
he looks like two balls of pastry dough vertically bouncing off of one another in slow motion and his humour is shamefully unimaginitive which is exacerbated by his need to laugh like a cunt at his own jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Gavin and Stacey?
I've never understood its popularity either. I just put it down as my not being from Wales or Essex.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# People talk about it with such fondness.
For me it felt like seeing a bunch of dismal myspace posts acted out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:18, archived)
# the vast majority of people
aren't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# It's like Tesco Value
Mike Leigh
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# im inclined to agree
even though I'm from Wales
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Aye, me for also

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# There's so much bile directed at Corden that he could have his own 'Corden is a cunt' board
just to the right of links.
and yes, you'd find me on there
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I quite like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I thought Gavin and Stacey was excellent
but all his other TV stuff is dreadful
And as for that fucking vampire film.... ugh GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# never watched it
thought the dark haired fellow was very good in the Boy George thingamajig though
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Oh yes YES
Death's a bit too harsh to wish for though, I'd be happy if they just got another job.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# I believe you're managed to omit Patrick Kielty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Brian Conley gets to live. You don't see him much on the TV these days.
its hard to pick the 3 you want to go.
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I think we can count the cast of Big Brother was one.
Then Jeremy Vile and anyone involved anyway with ITV.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# good call
Conley lives.

It's between Kielty, Norton, Corden, and McGuinness
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Paddy McGuinness
he has to go. also the guy that keeps going on about liverpool.

anyone of them will do.
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# What about Bernand Manning?
Oh and Bernard 'Our poultry are British as they spend the legal minim ammount of time in the UK after being imported under horrendous conditions from Eastern Europe' Matthews.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I think he is either ashes or bones
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Remove the head or destroy the brain.
That's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I think they injected him with an enzyme and he turned into goo
which was eventually gathered into a capsule and fired into the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:18, archived)
#
gathered into a capsule and fired into the sun. sold as chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# his turkey drummers are boooootiful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# See above:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# it's not mindpiss if you're a cheating ninja bastard
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# There's Jason manford
the Diet Peter Kay
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# see also:
Gina Yashere
Ross Noble
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Added to the list.
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# how have we all omitted the McIntyre????
get that unfunny c*nt off my screens now!

he should be right up there at no. 1
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# haha
agreed. crikey. I've been out of britain too long, I'd erased him from my memory.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# and the bald other one on mock the week
you know, the cockerneeeeee fella with the loud voice and nothing funny to say
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Andy Parsons? Really ? oh well.
and these:
John Bishop
michael mcintyre
Russell Howard
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# that's the chap
i really have no idea what he's there for
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# EVERYONE!
Everybody's dead Dave
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:18, archived)
# that reminds me
hugh dennis is also on my list
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# NOOOOOOO
no more Outnumbered!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Alex Zane
Kill Alex Zane
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# jack whitehall
For sure jack whitehall.
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# I like ross noble
I would like to submit jimmy carr to take his place please
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# that's not a fair swap.
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# how about Rob Brydon?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# But REALLY
James Corden is an actor, who TV for some reason have decided is a comedy genius
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Russell Brand
death to Russell Brand

There are rather a lot.

I hope to be on the list soon.
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# It's Little Frank I feel sorry for
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Did he die too? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# no
but who's going to look afteer him?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Recycle him
He can be used for reprints of "Oink"
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# i watched a few hale and pace videos recently
i found them funny. Thank you bye.
(Mr Chicken, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)