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[challenge entry] Dark storm clouds gathering....
But we* can do it can't we? Surely?



*Scots, Welsh, Northern Irish, Commonwealth not necessarily included

From the The World Cup challenge. See all 402 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# .
You forgot to write "ENGLAND!" on that flag, in case people didn't realize.... although the orientation is correct.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# haha
I'm so clucking dumb that I've been using the flag as a television!
It's a good job that all these car flags have cleared up my confusion ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# COME ON TIM!
I love soccerball
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Maybe we can...
BUT STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# You're not really mad.
Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY!

In other news: Poor Bustards!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I like the way this guy thinks...
Manoj Siwari, from Phatehpur village, is 25 years old and says he has been turned down five times by prospective brides.

He blames the national park for his failure to marry.


Right, i'm gonna blame Longleat for my inability to get laid!

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# You can do a giraffe if you stand on a stool...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I'd rather do an ostrich
i've always fancied a tall bird with long legs
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Pfftttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# actually you might have a bit of trouble getting laid in Longleat.
Lord Bath has first dibs on all the local ladies.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# He is quite mad
completely chicken oriental
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Yep.
ALthough I do really want to see the erotic murals that he's daubed over large sections of the house.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# "My dear boy, let me show you my etchings" is what he would say to you if you asked him
then he would say, "Does this rag smell of chloroform?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# i thought those lions looked well fed
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# pfft
england totally deserve to be seen as a footballing goliath, what with all their success over the last 50 years.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I was framing it from the Slovenians perspective
But pfft, what do I know about Sokker
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# if I was framing it from the slovenian's perspective
I'd have David fighting with his slightly older and slightly taller brother, Steve.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# COME ON STEVE
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Love it. "Come on Steve"
I will be shouting this at the television today.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# ha
I was supporting my gf at the Marathon this year - and I saw a guy with BARRY written on his shirt

I've never shouted COME ON BARRY so hard in my life
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# :D
I have not yet had the chance to support a "Barry" in any sporting / competitive context, but by god if I ever do get the chance, he's getting my FULL support.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# As far as I can tell,
Gareth Barry is the only one on the England team who's actually done anything useful this tournament.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Well in that case......
C'MON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# haha
they're the sad old man of football who gibbers on about his past glories
when the relatives visit every 4 years
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# But your picture implies a Slovenian win..... :(
CUM ON ENGERLAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I'm with you man
I desperately hope we do win but....
I have a horrible feeling we might be humiliated. We'll find out in 3 hours.
Good luck England.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# After the Algerian debacle, I have no idea what to expect BUT..
... after ten minutes play we will all know!!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# we? are you playing? shouldn't you be warming up or something instead of posting stuff here?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Grrrr England
Jibber, Engrrrrrrland, *beats chest*, 44 years of hurt, slobber *inadvisably removes top to reveal fat white belly*, rarrrrgh, come on lads *pukes from beer and sunstroke*
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# *eats puke*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# *watches from the bushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Oh dear
This is getting very Japanese scat
(*Ties testicles with rubber bands)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Um, David slew Goliath, so let's hope you don't have the gift of foresight..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# C'MON BARRY*!!


*Slovenia
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# It has been confirmed that the England team will get a new Coach after this match
it's currently sitting on the tarmac at Heathrow waiting for them to arrive Friday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Friday - England meet Algeria in Cape Town.
Tuesday - France meet South Africa in Johannesburg
Wednesday - England meet France at the airport.

...and other such classics.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# *Badabum
*Tish
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
#
The team went to see an african orphanage yesterday,

" It was sad to see the lost look on their sad little faces", said Ahmed aged 6.

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# slides in pea


(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Next year will be our year...
No wait this isn't Liverpool.

EDIT: We're fucked eitherway, we have a German referee!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# This will be a game that will go down in history as "a football match"
stirring stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)