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[challenge entry] Germany allowed the players to see their Wags..

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(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Aunt Sally = Horn.
Edit: My firefox is borked. 3.5.3, only just started after I installed that thing Griffy suggested.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# She was a fucking cock tease.
Worzil should have bent her over a haystack and given her the full carrot stick up the arse.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Fucking cock tease
Isn't that a double negative?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# No, it absolutely isn't
:D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# her arse was made of wood
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Axe wound'
*gets coat*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# and wood worm


(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Ooof
Aloha *hugs*

edit: I knew some puns would tempt you on sooner or later - your pun-dar must have been making a right racket
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# yus indeed


(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ^ Wood
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# don't fucking blame me!
I'm on 3.6.4 - get up to date grandad!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Herro Griffy
*squeezes*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# ciao il mio piccolo trasportatore di salsiccia
what's going down in Groove Town?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Spreadsheets
and I forgot to bring my shoes to work today :D

edit: how rude of me - how are you mr Savalas?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# wow
I am yet to get involved with spreadsheets today, and I have shoes.
I believe I might be happy today!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Haha! You massive cunt! ;)
It's only just updated to that this morning.

Edit: Doh! It is 3.6.4 I was reading the wrong bit.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# can't talk now
the lovely sausage lady is giving me a squeeze

edit: OK, I'm back

yes well, so, and erm, get up to date grandad!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Don't be such a pansy
You can take squeezings and insults at the same time I'm sure.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I'm a man
multi-tasking is for ooh look shiny!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I like bit.ly a lot.
I get 'horsed' all the time on here.

/naive
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# haha
you daft nobber!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# He is Peter Lorre!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I must say, he is quite a weird looking chap.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# He looks happy for a guy who's just had a bird shit on his head.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I think that's considered a haircut in Germany
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Well I'll be Bum-swiddled
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)