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[challenge entry] A secret past?


A new comment on his bilious column:
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Come on, Richard.

Unless you've actually tried one, you don't know how good these new iPhones are! They replace a lot of other devices that would cost about the same if you bought them together.

No-one can deny that there's a crunch on, but these things are vital to my life and leisure. I really don't know how anyone does without it!

True, I'm not in work at the moment, but I've just got one of these new ones, and I'm proud to boast about it!
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It's the first one of his articles I've read, and he was going on about unemployed people buying Iphones, the ignorant tosser. I'm not unemployed, and I don't have an iphone, but I thought I'd see if I could get an acrostic past his subs. I also signed it: Terry, Watford And Tipton.


From the Richard Littlejohn challenge. See all 130 entries (closed)

(suckfake Frisky biscuits, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# bring back littlejohn's tash
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
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bring back this sexy thing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# pfft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Bring back the shell suit!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
early One Foot in the Grave?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] there we go
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Who hired JJ to do the French Orangina advertising campaign?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKK37G-ZWvk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# haha O_O

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I'm all for adverts that catch your eye and get talked about
but I now assume that Orangina tastes of aftershave with bits of fur in it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# yup, thass about it
thass about it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
#
Orangina will turn you into a gay animal molester

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I was more feeling the vibe
of cats marking territory with piss.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Imagine the smell of sweat and ick inside those costumes
Bleeeugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Huh!
Orangina is WAY less Beezer than Kia Ora!

FACT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I prefer Um Bongo, for an unsurpassed close shave.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)