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# what a load of shit
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Mmmm!
Hot chocolate!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I'd like mine with lots of ice please
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# but then it would be cold chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Oh
Then cold chocolate it shall be.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# dammit, i want one as well
but i only have one cup between the two of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# hmm, maybe we can find an answer to this problem
maybe we can find an answer to this problemon the intarwhebs

*googles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my eyes, my beautiful eyes.

*fwaps before blindness sets in*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# foreign shit too
I'm eating pickled onions here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Silverskin ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# they are!
but they are also quite old so are much stronger than normal. Also the jar has just been opened having been found in the back of the store cupboard so they are not cold - weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# i've just had a ham and cheese salad roll.
and some BBQ kangaroo flavour crisps.

and a cup of tea.

also, walkers garlic baggette crisps are vile, they taste of garlic and i can't belive it's not butter, but not in a nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I'm on a low carb diet at the mo
so lunch today has been a drawn out meal consisting of a tin of tuna, a tomato, 2 oatcakes, a pork pie (shut up), a bowl of pickled onions and still to come - about half a father's day toblerone (or testosterone as spell check suggests) and a big cup of tea.

I use the word 'diet' in it's loosest possible form

edit: fuckinell - the onions were a bad idea - they might be compost-bin bound
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# they are always a bad idea in my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# my missus
goes into complete over-reaction gagging mode whenever she smells vinegar, and especially pickled onions. For me, they are worth eating just for that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Ketosis is not a fun state to be in.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I've plenty of personal carbohydrate deposits
to keep me going
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# pooo!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaa
Please can you give a link to the source? I've got a mate who's off work with the squits and I'd like to put his wife's head on the lady there...
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Bit too much stool softener there
Last time she'll listen to her mates down the cafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)