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# B3ta Newsletter Sujectline Compo
this is your punny deadline
write a funny headline
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# How hayfever is part of the gay agenda
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/links/Gay_Daleks:4
(herman:D, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# WHINING LEFTY SCUM WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Sliding into your inbox like a French football team's homecoming.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# ENGLAND 5 GERMANY 1
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# PLOUGHING THROUGH YOUR INBOX LIKE A TRAIN THROUGH SPANISH TEENAGERS
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# I know it's never too soon on b3ta
but sometimes, well...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# france and italy to meet in the world cup...
...departure lounge.

YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME, I'M AIDS!

COMING SOON, B3TA.XXX DOMAIN

Now on Iphone4, probably, if you're holding it in the Jobs approved way.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# That game looks fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Two world wars and one world cup . . . doodah . . . doodah


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle reveals Jerry Springer IS the father
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# C'mon Tim/Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Congratulations, you were the millionth visitor to b3ta yesterday! Click here claim your prize!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# GEOFF MANN ICH BIN BLIND UND KANN NICHT SEHEN !
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Special Wimbleglastoworldcuponburydon edition
Hosted by Sue Barker, Gary Linekar and Jo Whiley

This year, Jo will definitely NOT be wearing pants for her upskirt shots, or perhaps that's Sue.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Flasher ruins iphone 4G unveiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# YOU'RE HOLDING IT WRONG
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Happy slightly-more-anti-German-xenophobia-in-England-than-usual week!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Merry Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# ACHTUNG! SURRENDER!
or something slighty less offensive to express a desire that your chosen football team beats another one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Newsletter 4G: Godforsaken, Genuine, Ginger and, alas, a bit Gay
* with multi touch
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# It went in off the top bar, you know.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Coming soon, b3ta.xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# RE: RE: WIND, when the crowd says BO SELECTA!
Bindun circa 2001?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Come on Kez, come to Craaaaaaaaaaaig Daaaaaavid, come on ye bastard....
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# SLOBLOCK, SLOBLOCK, SLOBLOCK AND BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Good news bitches: Housework cuts breast cancer risk
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# The newsletter that gets a worse reception than an iPhone 4
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Lols only work for right handed users
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# FUCK ME IT'S JUNE WHITFIELD ON A LOBSTER
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# WHAT'S THE PRICE OF A NEW iPHONE? AN TENNER
 
Comedy fucking gold mate.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# FREE POO NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)