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[challenge entry] Giraffeman

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(Roobarbillustration, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
# what are his superhero powers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:58, archived)
# The ability to peer over the tops of shower curtains and toilet cubicle doors for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Oh sure, when he does it, he's a superhero, but when I do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
# :D
You're still a hero to me.... Just don't perve on me while I'm taking a dump ok!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# So where else am I meant to get webcontent
for www.b3tavoyeurs.xxx?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# link is broken :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# he's a super perv
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# He can look over tall walls
and stride over small fences with a single step.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
# that's not a super power, that's just normal giraffe powers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Maybe all giraffes are superheroes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# it's a possibility
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
#
He can eat from trees and look over the top of things that a normal man could not...and his wife can give birth standing up.
(Roobarbillustration, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
# again, this is merely giraffe powers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
# He has a magic wand with which he despatches those who doubt his powers.
and a big cock
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)