I dated a giraffe once
she would only go about on a motorcycle
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:50,
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she was shit at giving head
but the neck was terrific
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:02,
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bombs! two of them!
*hides under the table with a colander perched jauntily atop the head*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:17,
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