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[challenge entry] Oy Vay

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(siamese bat, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:21, archived)
# HALAL IS IT MEAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:22, archived)
# hahah
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Not Pak Butcher then?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:44, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Someone should make a Lionel Ritchie head out of ground beef
to make this song a reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I told the missus we couldn't eat at KFC anymore
because ours is one of the halal trial branches.

She told me to shut up and stop being silly

And then when I should have been standing my ground, I completely forgot and ordered a lovely tasty 2 piece variety meal with a pepsi max please
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Get yourself to Canning Town
£1.50
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:29, archived)
# jesus, I'd forgotten about that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:40, archived)
# That is ace :D
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:45, archived)
# he's good but he's no kersal massive
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Halal chickens are nicer than most
I'm quite happy to eat a chicken that has been raised according to their guidelines.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Can't be any worse than the factories.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Inhumane for economic reasons is somehow better
than inhumane because a two thousand year old book says so

that's what i think anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
# If you eat chicken anyway
then halal is a higher standard. You're not eating religion, you're eating tradition. Good food is good tradition.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# as long as it was killed slowly and painfully on the say-so of a non-existent deity
I'm down with that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# There are plenty of things wrong with Islam, their treatment of chickens is not one of them.
"This method of slaughtering animals consists of a swift, deep incision with a sharp knife on the neck, cutting the jugular veins and carotid arteries of both sides but leaving the spinal cord intact. The method is believed to cause minimal suffering to the animal as it cuts off the blood supply to the brain hence the pain center]. Furthermore it causes all the blood from the animal to gush out leaving negligible amounts of blood remaining in the body, the principle being that blood is a good medium for germs."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)