Wronglols: thought i'd roast this, apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...
apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her steak and ale pie.
A dirty old spider sat down beside her.
And put his hand on her thigh.
"Go away you cunt or you'll feel the full brunt
of my parents when i tell."
The spider unzipped rubbing his tip
slightly exposing his bell.
"You've got some nerve you fucking old perv
this is your fucking last chance."
"Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot
and i'm certain to be in your pants."
She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled
and slowly pulled down her tights.
"Preteen and ripe and you've still got some fight
your pussy is still perfect and tight."
"Someone is coming you'd better get running
they'll scream at just this sight!"
"I don't give a shit this is the bit
where you little miss gets it."
The spider thrusted her cherry was busted
Miss Muffet in discomfort roared.
"Hairless and fresh this is the BEST.
I can't wait to blow my load."
Muffet wriggled free got to her knees
and pushed Spider into the road.
A lorry came past and within a flash
He was a pile of guts and froth.
Muffet layed back very relaxed
and finally finished herself off.
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Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:10,
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her steak and ale pie.
A dirty old spider sat down beside her.
And put his hand on her thigh.
"Go away you cunt or you'll feel the full brunt
of my parents when i tell."
The spider unzipped rubbing his tip
slightly exposing his bell.
"You've got some nerve you fucking old perv
this is your fucking last chance."
"Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot
and i'm certain to be in your pants."
She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled
and slowly pulled down her tights.
"Preteen and ripe and you've still got some fight
your pussy is still perfect and tight."
"Someone is coming you'd better get running
they'll scream at just this sight!"
"I don't give a shit this is the bit
where you little miss gets it."
The spider thrusted her cherry was busted
Miss Muffet in discomfort roared.
"Hairless and fresh this is the BEST.
I can't wait to blow my load."
Muffet wriggled free got to her knees
and pushed Spider into the road.
A lorry came past and within a flash
He was a pile of guts and froth.
Muffet layed back very relaxed
and finally finished herself off.
This is brilliant and terrible in equal measure
I will reluctantly click for your heroric efforts
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Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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Amazing!
Absolutely love it :D
This has to be a front pager. Very very funny. And sick and disturbed but that's why we come here.
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Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:53,
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This has to be a front pager. Very very funny. And sick and disturbed but that's why we come here.
Proof that looks aren't everything
and intelligence is attractive.
Nothing to do with money at all. Oh no.
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Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:02,
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Nothing to do with money at all. Oh no.
this is SO erotic
Is the source actually horkings on a sun lounger surrounded by bikini babes? Good for him!
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Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:29,
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