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[challenge entry] Too subtle?

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(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:02, archived)
# damn
jesus needs a bra, stat!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)
# One problem
No one actually knows what Jesus looked like, that could be his brother.
(umbongotime meh.........., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Now you've
made me perform an act of sacreligious blasphemy all over my computer screen.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:10, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I'd nail it
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:11, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Are you feeling a bit
cross? Don't get hung up on it.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Yet you left the beard.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:12, archived)
# well i don't know about you but i like my ladies with a full beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Well I like my Jesus girls shaved.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:25, archived)
# erm, are you absolutely sure?
www.thickassthighs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/you-can-shave-the-baby.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:43, archived)
# she should cover her beard with her hands, like this
*covers beard with hands*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)
# I still smell it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)
# but do you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Offical Reason: It wouldn't be Jesus without the beard.
Actual Reason: Tried to extract the beard, and she ended up looking like Kryten.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# oh come all ye faithful
well i just did anyway
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:25, archived)