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(I helped save b3ta! bfrposh No Comment, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:03, archived)
# It's unfair to poke fun at Stevie Wonder just 'cos he hasn't made a decent record since *EDIT* 1980.
Curtis Mayfield hasn't done anything for ages, and nobody pokes fun at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)
# ROFL
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Master Blaster (Jammin)
1980! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
# I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Haha @ edit
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:12, archived)
# But Curtis Mayfield didn't do "I just called to say I love you"
or Ebony and Ivory
or Part Time Lover.

Therefore, his credibility remains intact.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Multiplying year on year, even.
Curtis is downright unimpeachable.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HTSHAJ3txU
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Good lord, he is just the dog's bollocks
His music gets me right here *thumps chest*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)
# right in the tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)
# pirate treasure
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)
# yarr
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Yarrrr
I cannot believe that International Talk Like a Pirate Day was completely shunned on the board last Sunday.
Happy Toast gave a reminder but ... very little response.

WTF is this board coming to?
In my day etc.
All fields etc.
Nice bit of ham for tea, yes.
*pisses self*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
# i ALWAYS forget about TLAP
i think it's one of those things that just doesn't work in my real life
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)
# you have a real life?
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Like "work".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
# You're confusing me with all this talk of 'real' and 'work'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:27, archived)
# well that would be because it was shite in the first place and maybe people have had the good sense to move on
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Couldn't find "Beautiful Brother Of Mine" on youtube, so it had to be "Right On For The Darkness".
But yeah, only a corpse could be unmoved by Curtis.

It's odd that comedy clubs always play "Move On Up" after the last comedian finishes, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
# says you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)
# says me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# say it together
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# we prefer lionel ritchie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Speak for yourself
you insane woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:16, archived)
# i will
*babble and drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:17, archived)
# say it together
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)
# my opinion is based on
all night long, one of my all-time favourite songs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Went to a house party when I was 17, tripping off me tits,
translated "Dancing On The Ceiling" into rudimentary GCSE French, and wrote it down on the host's mum's bedroom wall with an eyeliner pencil.
Oddly, I was forgiven! But not invited back.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:28, archived)
# bwahahaha!
worst thing i did at a party when i was 17 was get pissed on red wine, then throw up on the oh-so-classy fake fur white rug.
it was stained in big, pink splotches.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Belated happy 17th birthday for last night, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# heheheh
i was sober last night, i could tell because i had a hangover!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# That's the way it should be
er, or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:24, archived)
# ooo, you big faker!
you love ritchie, admit it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)
# I quite like The Commodores
cos I am a funk and soul chick but Lionel Richie on his own? Nah

Erm, *thinks of something nice to say*... he's very handsome though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
# you would, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Yes
Yes I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# me too
although that's hardly a surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Even in the wake of the current humiliating Walker's Crisps advert?
He's lost a bit of face there. Not that he had much of a face left to lose, after all that plastic surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:46, archived)