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[challenge entry] Oh dear

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(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:29, archived)
# you know he would
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:30, archived)
# You know she would.
Apart from being an utter twat, on the quiz of the year last year, when he announced he was seeing Katy Perry, there were lots of boos from the audience, and he said "Oh come on! I've got a bird! It's not Dylan goes electric" and I nearly put my fucking foot through the screen.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I have to admit the films he has done have been very amusing
Furry Walls had me in the foetal position in fits of laughter
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# he's harmless enough.
he's just your average meedja-twat with a slightly better vocabulary.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# you know he has...
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I like him...controversial I know
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I kind of used to like his standup
But saw something of his recently and it was utter garbage.

ME ME ME KATY SHAGGING CELEBS

Repeat for 45 minutes.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# He came last in a Hackney Empire comedy compo.
Hack being the operative word, oh my goodness, prithee verily forsooth tis and was ever so, my liege, ooh er.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Controversial for you to like something you mean?
But agreed the now fashionable anti-stance because of his hollywood career can't be seperated
from the Mail vilification which, in effect, engendered it anway.
His stand up was good in the beginning I thought.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# fuck off troll..don't act like you know me
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I don't know you but I still love you.
I shall act like I don't.

You cunt.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Didn't expect that....
Did!
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)
# then don't come here and think you can say whatever the fuck you want about me
without me answering you back.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# No, not at all
Just a misfire from me. Not my opinion at all - don't really have one.
I thought it was indulging in a mild call-back to some of your more recent spats (I've been here long enough for those)
is all but yes, not at all obvious, misunderstanding is my fault.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Fucking ell Prodge, what's your problem?
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Cheers Chuts
Though it genuinely looks like I've created this one in a slightly hurried,misjudged post thinking the subject line said one thing but the content of the message was in agreement with Prodigy and that would carry it.

Agreed, his language is a bit harsh (and that I do expect) but the sentiment is sort of right considering my intended 'joke' was poorly executed.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# aaaaaw boo fucking hoo
*plays violin*

that's twice you've had some snarky bitchy comment towards me,
don't play the I'm innocent shite with me.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)
# You play violin?
Honest I have no beef at all.
Fair do's, my ironics are no good. Leaving WELL alone now.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I bet you also like Michael McIntyre.
Fashionable pro-stance.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# the enjoyment factor of Michael McIntyre is right up there with
a nice chilled battery acid and Draino cocktail.
(with or without the glace cherry / parasol accompaniment).
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
# HHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kapow, right in the kisser
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Awww, they kissed and made up
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)